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* His spaceX rocket exploded again (2 in a row marra)

Thank fuck for that, given his skills at manoeuvering motor vehicles he'd be fucking lethal with a scalpel

I have no words

I must confess I haven't read a book, have read shitloads.

Finally, a Gemmill prediction that makes me happy.

Ah well, he's still a saffer cunt though (Musk not Dunt)

I believe all of that, apart from the “went to school bit”

Ian Dunt posted it

What an utter dim-witted cunt

So we need 2 new starting quality CB's now, Botman has a touch of the Woodgates about him, if he can't be relied upon to stay fit, it doesn't matter how good he is.

typo on cricinfo (chortle)

It's a fucking cult, a right wing cult.

Fuck off famine dodger

No way, I'd want a first and a second this year and a first next two years.

There's money to be made in a crash, not for ordinary folks though, obviously.

👆 This, they are good players but not good for 40+ games a season. Schar etc. should be playing in 3/4/5 game bursts to cover injury and suspension not playing week after week after week.

Much to Renton's delight, this is going to lead to a rush for nukes, Poland already making noises.

They've also suspended (ceased) any and all cyber operations targeting Russia, offensive and defensive, by order of Hesgeth (Sec of Def). They just opened the front door.

Brooke, Premium or James ?

Resident Alien - diversionary nonsense but pretty funny 8/10 Netflix Shapeshifting Alien stranded in rural US. Best lines so far: "She tried to suffocate me with her sexual organs and I could smell her ham breath" "I must get a disguise, I could grow a moustache but then I'd have to get a job as a firefighter, or a paedophile" Easy watch with regular laughs.

It's not the attacking that concerns me, it's Salah at the other end.

The biggest loss for the final will be Hall if he's fucked.

If only you were doing the final match thread.....oh !

Botman obviously nowhere near, Gordon suspended, looked like Isak was struggling with groin again and Hall crocked, welcome to Wembley 🙄