Toonpack

Italians sir, thousands of em

Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave ??

Amen brother.

He should, definitely. Ashby’s looked ok too, good movement and some decent touches nice cross for Joe to head straight at the keeper.

This post below would mirror my thoughts from some dealings with arab folks at work, and I was dealing with middle managers, Yassir is a full blown sheikh with the ear of the fucking king, am sure he'll be happy to climb down 😉

The clue's in the words "upgrade to existing" we're looking to move lock stock and barrel because the existing place is too small.

It needs to be a fucking bear pit, and they can stick any RIP Jota shite up their arses .

Players tend not to see facilities before they sign. As @wykikitoon says (him being in the trade and all) major projects take ages, and we've done one hell of a lot more than a lick of paint to the old place, spent a decent amount which is sunk cost/lost money.

Didn't mean as first choice (yet), he needs work but at £30 Mill I'd take him, loads for Eddie to work with in him.

Yes I have, and there's a player in there IMO.

I think the assumption we were actively looking for an immediate replacement is just that "an assumption". Noises from the hierarchy have been consistently "not for sale" we could just as easily have been looking to bolster our resources up front to really push on, on multiple fronts and future proofing too, the targets that you could consider "replacements" were all younger than the snake.

The same dippers who booed Trent AA who was out of contract, those dippers ??

I'd take £90 mill and Jones in a heartbeat.

I'd have Hoijland at £30 Mill as well as Jackson at that price.

He could well be in touch with you at some point, he mentions "getting on the grass" with the boys quite a lot !!!!

Three tickets !!!!!! TBD is NOT going to be happy (for a change).

Hopefully they're all having a stroke (sorry, not sorry, Dougle)

Yeah the AfCON is a major red flag for a Wissa and Jackson combo, certain Eddie'll be aware of all of that though and his options.

There is one other positive to any player we may sign, that being, Eddie fucking Howe, and in Eddie we trust.

Lot of blame on his agents, agreed a six year contract with zero get outs/flexibility so he hasn't got a leg to stand on other than to act the cunt.

Dan (my late son for those who don't know) was a huge nightowls fan reckoned it was the funniest thing ever, anyway for his 30th birthday one of his colleagues wrote to Robson and asked if he'd send Dan a birthday card c/o work. Indeed Robson did send a card, he turned up at the office and hand delivered it on Dan's birthday along with a pile of CD's. So he's ok by me.

From Caulkin's piece in the Athletic, the last sentence could easily be interpreted as "if he turns up some of the lads'll kick his head in": “But I have to say big credit to the players because they’ve got on with their work. The training has been at a really high level. I haven’t seen a negative output on the pitch. But I have been aware of feeling around the group that there’s something there that’s not to the benefit of the group.”

If only his wind-ups were good 🙄

Targett on target