Toonpack

Aka Soo-permac

Oh, I am MOST DEFINITELY a cunt

Are you his agent or his PA

Murdery wall pushery verminy

It was a massive lost opportunity when he wasn't cast in Frozen.

IF we do flog him, it must be at the end of the window to avoid Isak tax.

A decent lump of Isak's goals were on a plate for him, thanks to his teammates, we'll lose the "special" goals but any competent striker should still be able to capitalise on the work of the team. We create a lot of chances, we also even with Isak miss a lot, see West Ham/Brighton at home. We'll be ok if we get a half decent (Wissa) forward, the substantive part of the team is OK, the squad not so much.

They'll have pointed to the badge when the photographer said "point to the badge and smile", nothing more.

Just saying "yes it is" is not debate, it's fucking pantomime, fuck off back to Sunderland Empire widow twanky.

No, no it really wouldn't.

Oh c'mon, we've been gazumped by members of the "big six", we've tried to spend significant cash but have failed. If the likes of Everton were beating us to players I'd be concerned.

Aye, that's what HE says.

So the clubs who've signed the players we targetted at the same prices we were quoted are also paying the Isak tax, aye ?

25 coming into his prime, 3 years left on his contract, Arsenal paid £110 mill for Rice, murderers paid £116 Mill for a midfielder, he may not be "worth" that (no-one is) but in todays market, that's his price IMO.

Shocking revelation - Is Ewerk a scouse sleeper agent called Chris ????

Aye, Gemmill's prediction of good health for some of us, looms large !!!!!

I have Scots ancestry, whilst not quite at Yorkshire levels of tightness...... Like fuck will I.

Bayern have evidently inquired about Jackson, so scratch another one 😂

Wissa and Jackson doesn't make a great deal of sense, given both will be fucking off to the AfCON in the middle of the season, which would leave us with the square root of fuck all in striker terms over the Christmas period and into mid Jan.

Who's this naive cunt 🤷‍♂️

He drops the balls different distances back, nearest drop tends to win. FIX.

Well then, fuck the murderous vermin. (I'll acknowledge the penalty point later).