Toonpack

I don't think games would have been so close if we could catch the damn ball, last test and this one particularly.

See my post above

Sky had a shot of the dressing room with what looked like Woakes in his whites this afternoon, number XI maybe with one arm if a couple of runs needed !!!!!!

Alternatively our owners are simply passing money (PSR free) through to us if it leads to the dippers paying proper top dollar for Isak.

Small matter of us finalising/agreeing the deal with Leipzig of course. If we're confident that's close I could see us saying to the player, piss or get off the pot.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

If we do sell Isak, it'll be after all of our business is done, we'll keep up the not for sale talk because, "if" we don't really mean it, the minute he's flogged clubs will look to take our eyes out on any deals as we'll be obviously minted.

Who's that then, coz latest news is Isak is not for sale.

For all we know, he may well have preferred them, but they've done nothing but make noise through their surrogates, every chance he's thought fuck em, this other lot really want me.

Thank you Private Fraser.

Who's companies are worth around £5 million, all from being a plastic online !!!

Absolutely for me, there is a player in there, he's just been badly handled IMO. That's their rumoured ask but fuck knows what his wages are.

Trying to bluff us so we think/worry that they're no longer interested in Isak, the player we don't even want to, or need to, sell. Genius move. That said, it's a way of putting pressure on Isak to ramp up the being a cunt activity.

Sixth!!! They must have won in a canter scoring double digits.

It appears I have cured Rayvin of his sympathy affliction.

Well that's a guaranteed like off Gemmill on here, so there's that.

I believe it is known as the non-murderous, non-dipping-vermin approach.

Fyp

And now another Slovenian journo saying it's bollocks, hey ho, as you were.

Todays Slovenian papers (a quick Google suggests it's one of their premier newspapers) https://www.delo.si/sport/nogomet/zgodovinsko-leto-za-slovenijo-sesko-bo-novi-alan-shearer

*Murdering scouse cunts

That is soooo Rayvin, if there's a shred of sympathy to be found he'll find it, he's like a sympathy bloodhound. "I know Hitler was responsible for millions of deaths but he really just wanted to be an artist, I do feel for him".

Canny interesting article on Ramsdale, someone can put it through the paywall breaker. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6523174/2025/07/30/aaron-ramsdale-newcastle-united-transfer/?source=user_shared_article

1 Willock week = 1 month in normal person timeline.

If that’s the same mackem Buster from Skunkers he owns Maxwells DIY, amazed it’s still going the thick twat.