Toonpack

He only posts what some vested interest is paying him to post.

Evidence ???

You can't possibly do that, how would the board continue meeting it's misery quota ??

If you can suffer past the "kid in space" and "strike" bollocks, the ending is pretty good/tense. Weird series tbh, decent tension and drama one minute and Neighbours in space the next.

Chortle, Targett's Instagram

Isak's car:

We should give Leipzig a call and say we'll go another £10 mill up front, just for shits and giggles to watch the Mancs squirm.

We are fucking minted, yay 🥳

And he's a god botherer.

It's nowt to do with our "selling the club" skills, it is everything to do with the wealth and perceived stature, within the game, of the clubs that have been gazzumping us.

Better that than Sysiphus, the Newcastle supporter of Greek mythology.

Cunt'll get lost for 10 years on the way, at least his contract will run out.

Scousers will get found out as soon as Salah loses a step, the cup final showed what they are when he can't get into the game.

Well you would hope he would, he needs to stay fit.

Well he's the German Bramble by all accounts, so no loss.

We're so far down our list of acceptable replacement targets, Isak needs to be told to knuckle down and that he's going nowhere, we can then concentrate on what were our original remaining needs Wilson replacement, RCB and CM. Enough of this chasing a top end #1 striker, we have one, under a contract the cunt freely signed.

The bluesky block works a treat though.

I think we all know what it's going to be tbh

We must be at the point on our list where we say, fuck it Alex you'll have to stay for now. We'll soon appear to be running around doing nothing but trying to facilitate the cunts "dream" move.

You are confusing me with Fist, I have standards.

Christ, has she borrowed Gemmill's shins after a jog ?

On the bright side, we could end up with Isak and Wissa for next season. If we let Isak walk we're basically writing off next season and that will not sit well with our other top boys. Watershed moment perhaps.

The PSR period ends every June, it just so happens we're in good PSR shape this time and the cartel are, as usual, hardly hindered by those pesky rules.

If this goes tits up, no way can Isak be allowed to leave no matter how badly he's shit the bed.