Toonpack

Only cunts read that cunt.

It's going to save me a fortune in Uber's back to Delaval on the occasions I visit the town, so basically, fuck you 👍

No, no they really didn’t, we mullered them first hour but missed our chances, a couple of sucker punches later and we fell apart last 30 minutes chasing the game.

Does new company have a resident pisshead scouser for you to mollycoddle ??

That’d help Eubank a small fortune.

Mrs paying for her jab tomorrow as her place rife with it, two folks she knows been hospitalised.

Christ, they play with beach balls these days, soft cunts

I want an Ice cream I want an Ice cream I want an Ice cream I WANT AN ICE CREAM you can’t have an Ice cream I want an Ice cream I want an Ice cream I want an Ice cream Oh for fuck sake, here, have a fucking ice cream. don’t want it

So that covers the Jan window, he’s gunning (and limping) for a free in the summer.

Dentist acquaintance of mine has a pal who always/only refers to bikers as “donors”. Aforesaid mate of a mate is a surgeon 😂

Rugger bugger sadly pulled under by the weight of the jumper worn over his shoulders.

I’ve just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door - I asked what they were up to and they said "Narnia business".

I got married (43 yr ago) when you were still in the queue in your dads bollocks.

yes, we should just be more like ourselves……………oh!

named after a Christmas kebab

You seen some of the gear footballers wear ?? Ye Olde Premier League Knights probably went all in on designer tabards etc.

It’s not, you bit, so it’s all good.

Exactly that 👆 when brown nosing clients goes wrong. ooh ooh Mr Client boss isn’t around but I can help, because I’m soooo good. Lesson - Never jump in when only cc’d, especially if you’ve been out for a time and haven’t been brought up to speed. Double especially when the client is a window licking cunt. That’s just a basic no win right there.

Had a touch of dyslexia with the 6/1 shot, read the G as a C and completely blanked the i

He’s already blocked the mobile signal at the relay tower and cut your fibre optic cables, just didn’t track. He was also going to shit on the oil painting TV’s but they were too high up the wall.

Phal arse biscuits

Did you leave the UK to go to Aussie? If so, was it a bit of a wrench??