Toonpack

Hulk Hogan, wrestle in peace you Trumpy cunt.

Given Bumrah's going at 3's the others are taking some cakey.

Given his current wage circa £120k/week £6 mill a year his re-amortisised contract (30 mill over 5 years instead of 3) saves us £4 mill a year for next 3 years, if we've offered him £10 mill a year we've basically offered him nothing over and above what we save from the fact he renews. Hey Alex, if you sign a new contract we'll give you the money we save. Is it any wonder he/his agents would knock it back.

If true, let him explore away to his hearts content, outside the EPL.

He's basically taken that quote from the agent/Saudi paper and written an article around it. The cunt.

FYP Salah won them the league, they were not a great team.

Optics ? No, because we don't want to strengthen a rival for the next 5 years with something we've currently got. As for rivalling Liverpool, from mid December to end of last season we were second only to them fuckers, we were close, no reason we couldn't press them with reasonable recruitment (also elbows and Salah are a year older). We certainly can't rival them if we sell them our best player.

NOT within the EPL though.

And another:

Dubz awol as well btw

If we did peddle him we still carry £30 Mill of book debt on his original fee so we want £150Mill+ to realise £120 Mill+. If he is injured fair enough, but the optics are shite. If he's being a twat his agent needs to be told, OK find him another club but under no circumstances is it one in this league.

Muscle injury and a long haul flight is not a good mix, IF he's really injured.

Well he didn't, until now.

HUGE tactical error going for Ekitike, internally we want him because he could play alongside Isak, but externally creating the impression "they're succession planning" maybe there's a chance. Murderers then step in and unsettle him with no doubt large wads of cash hinted at. Fuck me, my hate-ometers hit 12

I think you mean "injured"

And this (Paramount just paid $1.5 billion for the rights to show South Park) https://bsky.app/profile/esqueer.net/post/3luonhnkhvk2f

Maxwell exonerates Trump and gets psrdon in return, files swept under big rug.

Wouldn't have one of them for free, human fucking soup, disgusting things.

Great Uncle Gordon KIA at the battle of Loos 25th September 1915, no known grave. Extending Lens hospital in 2020 Several sets of remains found, MoD investigators obviously knew the names of the missing and one was found along with 2 buttons from Newcastle tramways, which was strange for a Scottish regiment, that established a link to the north east and through the generations of the family to me. Great grandfather, when he retired from the army (career soldier and eventually RSM Northumberland Fusileers) became chief inspector of Newcastle tramways and we assume gave Gordon the buttons for luck. DNA confirmed it's Gordon and as we have all his letters from the front and coincidence of the buttons there's a story to be told.

Hun cunt can fuck off. Known to Eddie and PIF evidently per the Athletic.

Fucking knackered, just spent 3 hours this afternoon with my brother filming interview and stuff with BBC Scotland about my great uncle, going to be a documentary about his remains/discovery evidently. They'll share it with Look North supposedly and they tipped me off Dig for Britain may be doing an episode as well, so they may be wanting to film with us too. Crikey.

Death, Taxes and TBD ballots.

My old gaffer went private too and boy did he suffer.

The assumption seems to be he'll follow his old manager, for all we know he may think he's a complete cunt. Suspect he'll follow the money though. P.S. There's a fucking obvious tap in for someone in Gemmill's post.