TheInspiration

Ok.

It's okay. Ramaginho will deal with him.

We'll lose 3-0 and Emre and Parker will have a punch-up.

Probably the only book he's ever read, so who could blame him?

If Allardyce can get more goals and more wins, so effectively more points, you'd be more happy with that, surely?

The Turth About Referees (following it on ITV1) seems quite interesting - very convenient timing as well.

Jose's right. Chelsea completely dominated that match didn't they? Or is he saying that according to the team on paper? Because in that case, Barca are definitely better...

Hopefully Robben will be out against us, so we'll have to deal with Duff or Joe Cole instead...

What about Leroy Lita? Or Kevin Doyle? Wouldn't you rather he stayed with you, actually?

Not too modest about himself is he?

I thought he was funny last season. This season it's just got boring, and his continuation of his unprofessional behaviour and being a complete immature muppet just isn't funny anymore.

He's not young - he's 28! And I doubt he'd be as good at a different club tbh.

Young, talented cricketer, burst on to scene last year really, with a century for Essex against Australia, in a tour match. Got a test average of 164. Not bad.

Tbh, it didn't even look like Drogba and Greening touched each other.

Top 10 for another 24 hours!

Nolan goal disallowed. Phew.

Scored as well.

Actually I can't fault "just the man to f*** of"'s effort, mind - he's doing well to make a nuisance of himself.

Shearer! Assist from Zoggy!

RIP. Very bad.

Have we secretly appointed a manager then?

Eh? 35 + 15 = 50, no?

Hopefully this won't go down as a case of discrimination against deaf people. I'd have thought the person he allegedly abused would have heard and complained, oddly enough.

It's "Player B", get it right...

Nah, he went for the slightly looser look I think, but tbh I wasn't looking at his trousers.