Super_Steve_Howey

Not seen the whole of his, but they've basically proved in practical tests that talking on a mobile is miles more dangerous than drink driving. Didn't see how much they drank though.

Bullies finally chased him off...

"Ha. I win, you owe me a tenner."

"See, I told you I would. It's all YOUR FAULT"

The topicality of this post has passed me by too.

These takeovers hardly produce any new money long term. Sure you get a small kitty as a PR stunt, but the takeovers are happening because the investors are going to get money back in the next few years, and any extra money for the club will be despite the takeovers. Fred's being canny and is going to coin it himself.

My money's on a leak at the council planning dept.

fork handles

Sibierskie - for pure value for money and accent entertainment

bastardos!

I've been craving for some crispy roast chicken skin last couple of days I think I may be pregnant

Dog food has less calcium nowadays. And less ash and horse eyelids.

Exactly. This is exactly where Fat Fred's ridiculous campaign gets us, to a debate about commercialisation of national teams, an issue that a club like ours will only lose out to in the long run.

Pretty much the same as playing for England surely? Haway Richie, you got what I meant. England there is a greater chance to cover yourself in glory Scotland you're more likely to get into the team. Have you watched the last 5 Scotland games and the last 5 England games?

fingers crossed, toes crossed, bollocks crossed

There's a divorced wifey Marge lives alone in a log cabin in the country, and she has taken a fancy to gentlemen of the purse to fulfill her needs. After a while she puts a complaint in about the staying power of the contractors sent her way by her chosen agency ... complaining that they are basically too quick on the job and need to cum later to meet her expectations. After a few more disappointments, she phones up and explicitly demands that the next guy they send better cum extremely late, or she's not paying. Later that night this lothario turns up, dressed to the nines in a sharp suit. No sooner is he in the door than he starts stripping off and chucking the clothes into the fire. Wait! cries Marge, what about your clothes? To which said gigolo replies... baby, by the time I've cum these clothes will be out of fashion

I am a little bit pissed

"It wasn't me"

Crikey strike a light, the flamin Galaas! Seriously, who but the spotty give a flying fish about this? this bit made me laugh though 'Broadcast magazine'

It's driving me nuts how ITV2 keep putting the same film on twice one day after the other. It's like permanent de ja vu

Absolute fucking bollocks tbf, they're the only team in the world who can buy any other player. Yes the PL was dominated by Man U before Abramovich came along but Arsenal were pushing them and Liverpool and ourselves were closing the gap. Chelsea have gone beyond taking the piss and if Man U win it this season then it will be an amazing testimony towards Ferguson's capabilities as a manager to win the PL again despite the hundreds of millions thrown at Chelsea by Abramovich. No club in the world, including Man U, could afford to be making the sort of losses Chelsea are so to say that any other club in the world could match them when it comes to transfer fees is absolute rubbish. I said nothing about operating at loss, I said they can buy any player in the world. Man United can still do that. Man U and Chelsea want the same player. Who wins?

We declined it when he went to Boro.

Don't get a towbar, it only means you have to interact with some of the worst people on the planet - mechanics A friend of mine needed a holiday just to get over the trauma of getting a towbar fitted

You could look at roofbox.co.uk Quite a well known site

http://www.roofbox.co.uk/ "We regret that we do not hire roof boxes at present, but hope to have a service up and running soon." Looks like you need to postpone.