ohhh_yeah

Michel:

Might of missed this name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX6GSZe7Sfw

While celebrating her five year old's birthday, a mother noticed her other daughter was missing & went looking for her six year old. She found her in another room with a man, who had his pants down, raping her. Family, friends, and random members of the favela gave the paedophile their own version of street justice. Bloodied would be an understatement.

Rumored that Lille have re-opened negotiations.

Royal Flush!

Flapped at it like I was channeling my inner Paul Robinson.

On an attempted diving save in an indoor match, I collided with the post and was unable to get back to my feet. I ended up with the diagnosis of a bone bruise on my spinal cord. Three months of an unexpected vacation in my bed followed full of agony. I could barely reach for the remote much less walking. First time I got the displeasure of a catheter also.

It's called Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy, and it's already a bestseller on Amazontopping both the "Gay Erotica" and "Humorous Erotica" lists.

Remember kids, drugs are cool.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06yr9j9/inside-out-north-east-and-cumbria-25012016

Going to be sipping on some scotch whiskey while enjoying a cigar or two tonight. Have been invited out for haggis and mash.

Those tassels.

Bernie: Michael Bloomberg has stated that he is not satisfied with Trump or Clinton's behavior. Wants to now invest one billion dollars of his money and take his shot at the presidency.

Mourinho has penned a six page letter begging to be van Gaal's replacement.

At least we scored on a corner kick.

Artist Pablo Carlos Budassi's logarithmic scale conception of the observable universe with the Solar System at the center, inner and outer planets, Kuiper belt, Oort cloud, Alpha Centauri, Perseus Arm, Milky Way galaxy, Andromeda galaxy, nearby galaxies, Cosmic Web, Cosmic microwave radiation and Big Bang's invisible plasma on the edge.