trophyshy

I don't think bringing new players in is the answer, the squad/culture is utterly devoid of any spirit and McClaren's about as inspiring as a cup of cold sick at a child's funeral. We actually need a genuine motivator, preferably bilingual. With an AK-47. And big tits.

Welendowski's goals. https://streamable.com/9k7j

5 goals in nine minutes from one man? Have we managed that in 900?

0-1 3-1 odds away win. Free money.

Like you, when you were seeing that fat mackem lass.

It's really getting the most heat it could ever get. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN7wM9Wg7GE

Let it go Rayvin man.

Call Yewtree?

This thread will be worse tomorrow afternoon.

At least she's not pregnant.

That wedding was horrendous, 8 hours of constant champagne and wine and then a free spirits bar. I have flashes of memories; tables of old people shocked, confused and scared at the unfettered debauchery around them. One of my best mates picked me up, ran across the dancefloor and hoyed us both on a table with some poor old dear sitting eating cake.

It's where you defrost a baguette.

0-2

It's brilliant.

And one from the bottom please Carol.

McClaret doing the unthinkable, making Pardew look competent.

I'm attending a wedding at Beachy Head tomorrow. Fingers crossed it goes alright.

I went to "The UK's only vegetarian tapas restaurant" last night. There was a lot of potato involved.

Happy birthday mate.

Stand up comedy school?

Butlins. Was canny. What did I miss?

You walk past his shops?

Left it in, what a knobhead.

Canny team tbf. Krul Janmaat Mbemba Colo Haidara Colback Anita Thauvin Wijnaldum Sissoko Mitrovic

He sounds like a food additive.