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I was run over as a two year old, well more knocked into the sky really. I landed on the bonnet of another car, the car that hit me sped off. I like to think that they think they killed me and eventually gassed themselves in the oven with crippling remorse and a dirty grill pan.

Canny deal that.

Transfer window 1 - sign no one and get rid of a few squad players Transfer window 2 - see if we need any panic buys Transfer window 3 - sign no one and get rid of a few panic buys

http://is.gd/CATTS4MELYK

Deep sea creature, video here - http://i.imgur.com/H0peWji.gifv

What sort of welcome is it to the players as well, the fact the club has haggled for them like a piss stained mattress on Gumtree? We really wanted you to come, but we don't think you're worth your market rate. Pipe down, kick it long and sell Wonga, dickhead.

I found 50p on the beach the other day with no kit whatsoever. I'll offer it for the drawer handle CT. (free shipping, natch)

The Muscuntorists of Wahabi Jihad and the Quest for the Shed of Bacon.

"Eeeeh, wor comedian Dave in London, he's geet exotic!"

Do they like it spicy, your sisters?

She sounds like a bit of a cunt.

Nice one, you on a promise?

Both, never miss an opportunity.

Stop licking our arses and sign some players ffs.

Nice change from the Summer Transfers thread tbpfh

Every time this thread is bumped without a signing a baby emigrates to Syria.

The lasses knocked themselves out the Female WC with a cracking OG with seconds to go.

None of them would be offended by that.

You say that nothing of note is happening, but it will, by the end of the week.

This thread is like the slow and painful death of a demented relative.

The selfish gene eats itself.

I had to use one of these recently. I took great delight in using it sitting in traffic, at cafes etc. as it looks like you are up to something seriously devious.