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Considerably warmer in Brighton than it was in Turkey.

Yeni fucking Raki. Serious bastard behind the eyes today.

Sorry Tom. Dogs' lives are too brief anyway but that's just shite.

Skylar. A shite name made worse by that drag queen in BB.

Is it reasonable to unfriend someone because they've given their baby a fucking stupid name?

That's fair enough, however credit/acknowledgement does not require forgiveness. I absolutely detest Radiohead and always will but I can credit them with having talent.

I think he's a died in the wool mentalist, a cautionary tale.

He's referring to you isn't he?

If we win a trophy under the FC will you grace him with any credit?

When you're single, concentrate on getting loads of female friends, other women covet their approval. Lazy partner selection tbh, but seems to be true. Obviously once you've tapped up you'll have to ditch all your female friends.

Going to Pearl Festival in Kent. Looks canny, if you like that sort of thing.

I had a bisexual foursome on a Harley Davison pinball machine you utter faggot of a shambles.

I LIKE TO MAKE THE 69 AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. OH YES.

Any provenance Tom?

He's resigned to his fate.

I walked out of BOTSW, ahead of the crowd.

Bale eats barbed wire and shits out goals.

Did anyone hear about The Onion calling that 9 year old girl a cnut?

On the last (huge) season of the Sopranos, very enjoyable and slightly flies in the face of traditional story telling in that it's difficult to root for any of them, they're such a massive set of cnuts. Has delivered some tremendously funny moments (usually involving Tony calling someone a CW) and is as much an exposition of the cause and effects of borderline personality disorder as it is mob life. 9/10

PM please

Good luck with your move you poor sod.

to be facetious?

In light of the contaminated food scandal, muslim scientists have invented a new computer to assess meat purity. It's called Halal 9000.

Chez is the first part of that quote missing? He says finally on the 4th line..