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50% redundancies announced at my place today. Severance day to be New Year's Eve.

regrettably already has a pearl necklace.

I'd tap that.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport...James-Park.html

It is entertainment after all and rarely is it entertaining to look at a woman with a moy like the Matterhorn. Lord Sugar knows this, despite his amazing email phone.

I was at a conference yesterday and a scouse councillor, a scouncillor if you like, made a huge scene because of a perceived slur on his town. It was a fairly innocuous comment from a speaker, and no other English race would have stormed out of the meeting shouting the way he did. An elected representative ffs. It was all I could do to not shout "Chicken Griever!" as he stormed out. Thanks for that Stevie. I later heard his colleague, also wearing the chip, state that 'Liverpool is always the butt of jokes. I mean, we have the world's greatest comedians, but that's a different matter'. Victim mentality combined with a superiority delusion. Unsettling.

running Notting Hill carnival is a pretty big ask like, it's no wonder you are rarely on here Fish.

didn't you mean to post that in the materialism thread?

the vague drum and bass reference above provides adequate excuse to share this gem;

Doubtless some twit wooed her. Can you get mine plz Fist, thx.

Mr T.

Love that episode like. Wistfully skimming stones and hits the old fella in the rowing boat who starts chasing him. Gold. http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XOTY1MzY2Njg=.html

second best priest.

Skilful player smashed by thug, almost as old a story as Adam and Eve. Fucking gutted, he could have been the difference between a consolidating, exciting season or another relegation battle. Hopefully there's enough in the team to keep us going. Optimism waned somewhat lately.

Was War and Peace a paragraph every sentence too?

fuck fuck fucker, hoy fucker, pop, fuck FUCK!, fucker, oh no I've said too much...

indicating the size of his knob hence the miserable expression?

If I'm up at my dads we always go to the beach with the dog rain or shine, Tynemouth or Seaton Sluice. Couple of pints in the Kings Arms if it's the latter.

No the B&Q about 4 minutes away from my house closed at 11pm actually. first rate reconnaissance Kevin.

All the girls think he's a spy, he's got... Ed Miliband eyes "Ed Milliband Eyes" canofbeans'll sort the remix out!

B&Q closed on Craggy Island at 4.30.

Ye kna it makes sense. Haway KD, just turn the drop outs into champagne, it's what they would have wanted.

these jokes, that avatar, your name; Fist I think you are now the resident porv.