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I would guess it is because he has no faith at all in the current coaching set up and sees no value in listening to their inept attempt to galavanise the troops in the face of complete structural meltdown, but maybe that's my now overwhelming cynicism. One goal he hoofed the ball almost out the park in anger, the other he lay on the floor dejected and alone for longer than one might expect. Shay is furious, I think he really loves Newcastle, but can see him away if things don't change very soon.

no speed limit in interior?

Would be quality if Kashley was the victim of the worlds greatest 404 scam, erm wait...no, would it?

Shorly not man, even Stephen Hawkings isn't worse than Shola. This further debacle on top of overwhelming chaos clearly reveals that MvB is not pulling his weight for our club any longer. Some might blame Mike Ashley for this change in generosity, but I don't and i think you will all agree with me that the sooner J69 apologises to Marco the quicker we can put the whole sorry saga into the past.

15 to 1

I think it is probably worth labouring that point to him in anyway possible. At the moment I'd say he's got some relegation insurance he's trying to cash in (only explanation that makes any business sense).l Have you just made this concept up or does this actually exist? Shirley knot?

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/N...ulting_a_woman_ The 19-year-old accepted a caution following the incident last weekend in Pudding Chare, near the city's Bigg Market bars. A Northumbria police spokeswoman said: "On Sunday, September 14, police were called to the Pudding Chare at 2.26am, to a report that a woman had been assaulted. "Officers attended and a 19-year-old man was arrested and later accepted a police caution for assault." Carroll has yet to score in a competitive fixture for Newcastle, but the England under-19 footballer has been tipped as a potential future star. His arrest is yet more bad publicity for Newcastle United which was plunged into crisis by the loss of manager Kevin Keegan. The clubs woes worsened when fans revolted against owner Mike Ashley, who has since put it up for sale.

Bosted already apparently. D:Reamed tbh.

more wasted spunk ffs

Just watching MOTD, Owen's goal was brilliant.

genius!

Messi Beef Kaka? what, had a night at curry capital or something?

nail/heed. (sum, tbh, but understandable) Im doing well to type tbh, i can see multiple keyboards not far behind you aim for the middle one marra.

nail/heed. (sum, tbh, but understandable)

concerned Shay will go too.

welcome back fella. not much to report tbh.

sometimes Noelie, I wish I was as far away as you are. The only good thing about today was the unbelievable support.

if this is true then the man will never live it down in the NE. Total lack of respect. They think we are a bunch of mugs.

cheers mate

hurry up and post it then..... Could be a while, my time machine's fucked you'll be telling me the dog ate it next.

hurry up and post it then.....

By doing what exactly? Allowing us to play 11 rather than 10 men. 9 men as we are forced to play Shola. 8, Taylor's just been shot by a sniper. 7, Colos just ran out of hairspray 6, Butt's monthly anal bleaching gone horribly wrong

fop

well it was founded that way so has had 100+ years to evolve. plus we'd need to buy Ashley out for £534 million or whatever he's asking for today. of course he could just GIVE it to us and go down in history as the greatest philanthropist of a generation. Howay Mike, just give it back. Go on. Life is not all about money, you can't take it with you, doesn't make you happy, still be fat in the morning etc etc. www.mikepleasegiveusthetoonbackfornowt.com