Craig

How many years have you had that in reserve?

I swear he was the inspiration for Mr Cholmondley-Warner. ”Take that, Johnny Foreigner!!”

I’m assuming you’ve done us all a favour and reneged his registration on the back of this outlandish statement?

Agreed. It’s what it stood for. The last player to give us the lead at Wembley was Jackie Milburn.

My mate runs our local and their bottom end lager is Fosters and is £5.45 a pint!! He thinks I’m kidding when I say I’ll never drink it, I’d rather call it a night.

My choice isn’t about what’s fashionable, it’s about what I find most intuitive. I pick up an iPhone and just get on with it. I pick up an Android and I’ve really got to think about what I’m doing. Appreciate some people are the other way around. The issue with both, and more so with Apple is they push you to update and it reaches the point where the processing power cannot keep up. I got an ‘X’ in 2018 and sweated it as much as I could and had to replace it 5 years later with the 15 Pro. I always go for the top end so it (in my head) lasts longer. Battery performance is the big issue and where R&I needs to be on its game. Most batteries are fucked within 4-5 years and unless a replacement is factory-fit, it’s anyone’s guess what you’ll get out of it’s replacement.

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At least Aberdeen should be able to afford the MOT now.

Given how they’re being utterly destroyed already I’m half hoping they sneak the luckiest of 1-0 wins and spend next season regaining their destined record from Derby.

TP & TBD - Statler & Waldorf? CT - Fozzie Bear? Wykiki - Animal? Gemmill & The Fish - Dr Bunsen & Beaker?

The cunts have got our end of Wembley. Every club who’s had that end this year have won. Time for the trend to be bucked.

I was at Covent Garden back in March. There were a bunch of people in black & white shirts who’d rocked up with rolls of black bin liners and tied one to every lamppost. Everyone was lobbing their used cans and plastic glasses in them. It’s not about having decency, it’s about being normal and courteous. I’m sure these fucktards find this behaviour funny. Cunts!

Pickford to have a meltdown. 4-1 to us.

You’ll be blaming him for overlooking a RW next

Fucking state of this, what a bunch of absolute pricks! https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1C7rh6RXuj/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Fucking trampy cunts!

The irony that absolutely won’t land with him is that by calling out the ex-Arsenal players he’s in turn criticising his own clubs retention policy. Eze & Nketiah left Arsenal to win something

Yep looked to me like Henderson went to shake his hand and Pep Max was having none of it. Classless arsehole

I mean you know that whole thing of be careful what you name your kid, you don’t want them to have the piss taken out of them … yeah, that!

Once they witness you on a paddleboard, they’ll soon fuck off, don’t you worry about that.