Craig

How many Weetabix did this clown have?? Impressive football skills though

Try searching for 'tedious'

Fair play to them for this.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7021743.stm

The LFC TV thing comes packaged with Setanta. According to a die-hard Liverpool fan it's not worth £9.99 - he reckons it's a pile of shite that is looped every couple of hours and said that if he was only buying Setanta for the LFC channel, he wouldn't bother. If they're going to bi-hourly loop the channel of a club who's won the European Cup 5 times, the English league 18 times and the FA Cup 7 times, how regularly would they be looping it for us?? I think the novelty factor would wear off very quickly and I dunno about the rest of you but I'd hate to watch a drawn out analysis of the shambles we produced against Citeh just so that I got my money's worth...

"Murray......! I can see the pub from here!!"

The costumes of "Fathers for Justice" activists are getting far too realistic......

TRANSFER RUMOURS & OTHER GOSSIP Fulham pair Collins John and Moritz Volz are January transfer targets for Southampton. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool are lining up a deal for 16-year-old Hamilton youngster James McCarthy. (Daily Mirror) Hull are interested in signing Middlesbrough's Andy Davies in an £800,000 deal. (Daily Mirror) Hong Kong tycoon Carson Yeung has assured Birmingham he will complete a £50m takeover by the end of the year. (The Sun) Jussi Jasskelainen's agent has confirmed the Finland goalkeeper is unlikely to sign a new contract at Bolton and wants to join old boss Sam Allardyce at Newcastle. (Daily Mail) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neil expects to see his name eventually added to the list of possible managerial sackings. (The Sun) Arsenal want manager Arsene Wenger to prolong his dynasty at Arsenal by signing him up until 2015. (Daily Express) The Lithuanian FA is demanding an apology from Scottish FA chief executive Gordon Smith over his comments about a "dive" by Saulius Mikoliunas during a recent international. (Daily Record) The Scottish Football League will launch an inquiry after Saturday's Division Three match between Albion Rovers and Forfar Athletic was postponed because the latter's team bus was stuck in a traffic jam. (Daily Express) St Mirren defender David van Zanten has branded Hearts' Michael Stewart a cheat after winning a controversial penalty on Sunday. (Various) CHELSEA RUMOURS (jesus wept! ) Chelsea's players have been told to get used to having Avram Grant as manager because owner Roman Abramovich will give him time to make his mark. (The Sun) Chelsea have been forced to sideline John Terry from playing after their captain vowed he would carry on to help his underperforming side, despite fracturing his cheekbone against Fulham. (Various) AND FINALLY Fulham goalkeepers Anti Niemi and Kasey Keller are massive fans of Death Metal, according to team-mate Moritz Volz. (The Times) Kolo Toure swapped shirts with West Ham's Henri Camara on Saturday - and then promptly threw it to the Arsenal fans in the away section. (Daily Mirror) Singer Mariah Carey reckons she is a distant relative of Chelsea's Ashley Cole, with her grandmother hailing from the same Alabama area as the England full-back's ancestors. (The Sun) Lyon chairman Michel Aulas says he'll feed Barry Ferguson free whisky to stop the Rangers midfielder playing well against the French side in the Champions League. (Various)

I think you might find a certain admin from the Scunthorpe area might be in attendence.... I'm saving myself for when the 'other' scousers turn up at SJP...

I'm working in Warrington today. Only got about 30 minutes left and I'll be hopping on the M62 towards Liverpool

Anyone told you you're a fucking arsehole Gemmill?

Tea is even worse. And smoking doesn't help. I still drink tea.... thankfully i've never smoked. As for the Simon Cowell comment, this bloke's look worse..... a lot, lot worse! It's as though he's bunged some dentures in a vat of domestos over night.

I've started using that Blanx toothpaste which does help with the staining. I've also totally cut out drinking coffee which probably wasn't helping matters. Some bloke at work had his professionally whitened and it looks fucking ridiculous. You need a pair shades every time he smiles!

Barnet Crewe makes more sense imo. No it doesn't at all because 'Crewe' is nothing to do with hair is it? Whereas 'Barnet' IS a word used to describe a haircut. Crew Cut? Yep, I'm with alex and khay on this one. A 'crew cut' is on old fashioned (nowadays) hairstyle... 'Barnet' is just cockney-rhyming slang for a haircut and doesn't refer to fashion.

Nasty

They were both spending money that they didn't have. I know you have to speculate to accumulate in this life, but putting yourself in a situation where creditors are knocking on the door to claim around £45m is not good. The only difference between the two situations in my mind is that we had someone interesting in buying the club and Leeds didn't. Be interesting to know what Shepherd's contingency plan would have been if Northern Rock had pulled out of their deal...

Using all the sponsorship money in one go was ludicrous and shows how desperate Shepherd had become.... It's strange because the one plus-point I used to award Shepherd was that he was an astute businessman who made sure the club finances were in order. Now even that seems like it wasn't the case!! I don't doubt that he had good intentions, but the bottom line is that he was simply another Ridsdale - spend money that's not there and when nothing comes to fruition, spend even more.... Thank god he's gone.

This isn't really a question about whether they could swim or not though is it? They didn't jump into save him because they reckon they weren't properly trained to. That suggests that they could swim but chose not to which is even worse IMO. A grown adult who can't swim is not a failing on their part to me. There is no requirement to be able to swim, it's something you do through choice. I've never had a problem swimming myself and was a strong swimmer by the age of 7. Some people have a fear of water which prevents them from being able to do it. It's the same as telling someone who's afraid of heights that you can't understand why they won't climb a tower crane, they're an adult so they should be able to deal with it. It's simply not that black and white. Back to the subject though, hiow qualified do you need to be to jump in and save someone (particularly a child) who is drowning? OK I am a strong swimmer and therefore I wouldn't think twice but even if I wasn't, I think I'd consider that a child would need my help and that I'd take the risk. If I didn't, I don't know how I'd be able to live with myself knowing that I could have perhaps prevented their death. For the police to totally defend their actions is an absolute disgrace.

I keep forgetting we've got him....

One of your mates eh Neil? You still not learned your lesson from that day at the Trent?

I can't believe that OT still expects to get a bite from comments like this tbh...

Was the offer there for you to personally extract them as well Cath?

As of about an hour from now, I'm off to Liverpool for the weekend

I've heard both albums, am I still a prick ? By definition does that me you have to extract knitting needles from your ears?