Craig

Would you credit it - first game of the season, Bolton (A)

Whilst it's funny to see you lot having a right old dig at each other, I'm only going to take so much of this place being used as a platform for two other NUFC forums to have a slap-out....

Never mind his time at Newcastle, he's a shadow of the man who turned out for Middlesbrough and Everton and that's only 5 years ago. Totally unrecognisable from his former self and he will sadly end up the way of George Best. When you consider Sheringham is older than him and still playing top flight football, it puts his state into even more perspective.

Agreed. We first of all need to be back and Europe and preferably in the Champions League before we can envisage the top class players heading this way. This next season is going to be a progressive one. If we finish in the top 5, it HAS to be looked at as a very positive campaign.

Didn't think you were for a minute. And there's not many who don't appreciate the Derwent Valley like. If I ever came home, it'd be back there.

Truly remarkable MS Paint skills.... http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=783

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=231 http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=324 Owww!

Pretty ironic coming from a Scotsman!

The Baines thing was hardly a world exclusive now was it? Also the skittles jibe in no way deserved 3 's, a symptom of a cliquey message board is when people start laughing at things which aren't really funny. There will be more local exclusives over the summer though I'm pretty sure. There's no cliquiness between me and Craig as he's not a Geordie, therefore I loathe, nay, detest him. You can't blame the lad for not being geordie. Where's he from? The Lad?? Fucking hell! Well since you ask, a place in the North East called Rowlands Gill! Lovely round there. Aye it is.... And for the record, I do wish you good luck. Know what it's like in the early days, this place took off because of the people who came on board straight away - can't say the same about my previous effort

The Baines thing was hardly a world exclusive now was it? Also the skittles jibe in no way deserved 3 's, a symptom of a cliquey message board is when people start laughing at things which aren't really funny. There will be more local exclusives over the summer though I'm pretty sure. There's no cliquiness between me and Craig as he's not a Geordie, therefore I loathe, nay, detest him. You can't blame the lad for not being geordie. Where's he from? The Lad?? Fucking hell! Well since you ask, a place in the North East called Rowlands Gill!

It's Gemmill's favourite sleb going back to prison. Hilton?? Fuck me, doesn't she look even more ugly without an airbrush! Fry the bitch!

Sima, what is your avatar about??

"Gannin' along the suppository roaaaaaaad" "Just as they were swellin'"

It was funny so I was laughing. If that's a symptom of 'cliqueness' then I guess you won't be needing to hang around much longer.

Have you not got anymore 'world exclusives'?

" " If you were in my shoes after watching various wanks rubbish the story, how would you feel when Baines puts pen to paper in 2 weeks time? Probably the same as you do when you've overdosed on Skittles

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=436 Class

Happy birthday

Why would we need Shorey when the most up to date and leading Newcastle site, www.ohmelads.com has confirmed that we've already got Baines in the bag....! FYP When it happens, remember 'The Informer' told you first. Altogether now...... "Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame, A licky boom boom down."

Forget BBC, Sky, Reuters, Chronicle, .COM - the only reliable source from now on is ohmelads.com...... How long has it been running again??

Fucking hell DM??? Which hole have you been hiding in?

Gayer than drinking cherry beer tbh

Looking at it from another angle, they had one bozo ring up who said he's been to every game, home and away for the past 30 years and has said he's not renewing out of principle. When they asked him if he would have continued to go to every game he replied "of course, why wouldn't I?" All joking aside, it's not right....

Is that optimism or have you got a crystal ball?

It's hard to tell like....