Craig

Was driving home with 606 on and that amount of bitter Spuds fans ringing up demanding Martin Jol's head was unbelievable Great result and good to see that the hatred towards Nicky Butt seems to have been consigned to history. He's put in some bloody good performances this season and hopefully has erased the memory of Cardiff 2005 for those who wanted him out.

Arnesen will be Chelsea manager before long IMO. That's if the FA don't throw the book at him first for that bung enquiry..

*cough* Luque *cough* I was being ironic there btw...

Too fucking right you lanky streak of piss. Seriously the offer from both yourself and Gol is very much appreciated and I accept any help. However, there are people already working on it and I don't know what is happening that end so I don't know what to do. As I write it is being fixed apparently, Dave has someone looking at it and the makers of the board (SMF) are working on it too, so shall I hang fire until we see if they do indeed fix it or what? And for all those pissing and moaning about N.O being down (again): It wouldn't be N.O without its fuck-ups man Isn't it about time you changed your avatar and sig?

I know where you're coming from but I think it's widely accepted that Shevchenko was an Abramovich signing rather than a Mourinho one. Fair do's if they give him carte blanche but if they're telling him that he can't sign who he wants when they spent an outrageous amount on someone so old then it's a bit harsh. Put it this way if Shepherd 'bought' someone for a stupid amount who flopped and then refused to fund a deal that Roeder wanted and would make better footballing sense and we all knew the money was there - we'd be fucking livid!

I agree - think it's him having a pop at the board for spending £30m on a 31 year old who has, by his standards, flopped when then won't spend 2/3rds of that amount on perhaps the most promising young full back in the Premiership (who just happens to play in the one position that Chelsea have no strength in). He is a cock - but if that's his agenda, I think he has a point tbh

Without knowing the spec of the machine, it's hard to recommend which OS would be best. What's the processor? RAM? Hard disk size?

No disrespect this, but having been on here a few days, you're the most boring cunt on here. Some post I was posting on today, with your one sentence 6 word boring fucking replies, I honestly thought this cunt must be from Cumbria. I can't be arsed looking now, but I'll have a look tomorrow and show you. And what's wrong with that like?

Knowing Fish, the drizzle cake will be for starters

Gemmill. As a ginger accounts assistant? Now now Steven, don't be silly. Qualified chartered accountant, my knuckle dragging chum. And still can't manage his own finances....

80,000 then Aye, but expandable to 100,000. That's quite a range. Can you narrow it down a bit?

Take it they've programmed N-O to work in Firefox but neglected to ensure that the most popular web-browser works 100% - nice....

Family holiday?

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie So you think it's OK to use this place as a platform to air your grievances for something that has got absolutely nothing to do with us? If this is honestly the only way you can contact the admins from n-o (although I suspect emailing admin@newcastle-online.com might work!) then do it via PM. Propaganda against other sites simply because they've banned you will not be tolerated.

Real seem to have changed their stance....

I agree, it's fucking ridiculous, now fuck off! We all know he's been after Cat for a fair while despite the fact she's old enough to be his mother! I would have to have been a gymslip mam, but unfortunately it's true. How fucking depressing Mind you, if I were his mother I'd make sure he listened to some decent music and didn't run up and down a footy touchline in too-small shorts I'd force feed him alcohol and make him stay out til 2am like normal teenagers He also has to be taught not to hang about male changing rooms tbh.. But at least he has manners and knows how to give someone a handshake. Though it looks like an obsession if you only do it to one person...

Altogether now...... "Souness for Scotland!" You poor bastards!

Let the rumour mills go into overdrive - I've heard rumours of him going to Japan or Italy. Shall we have a sweepstake on how soon we get linked again? I give it 4 days...

Still got the match programme somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp4k_G9QlLU

Been reported that the SFA have reject the approach from Rangers for Walter Smith. The chief executive has revealed that Ally McCoist does not have a contract with them and is therefore the favourite to become manager working with Durrant and Stuart McCall. You Jocks must be mighty relieved. If Smith HAD become Rangers boss, the hot favourite to replace him as Scotland boss was Souness!

The subject of Viz's greatest ever 'Famous People on the Toilet' sketch using the "I've started so I'll finish" quote. Did a remarkable amount of work for Scottish Heritage which is all the more commendable as it was not even his native country. RIP Magnus

makes a lot of noise on NOL - but its got too hot for him so hes scheming to get on here Ban HIM!!!! Ban him before he does something wrong?? Isn't that a bit Hitleresque?

Brilliant news IMO. Consistently one of our best players this season which, knowing what NUFC are like, led me to expect us to flog him off at the first attempt...