Craig

AS: "You distract him, I'll give him a wedgie!"

Talking about 'sit down browns' I dunno what angle one of the blokes in our house used to sit at but he managed to 'pepper' (quite literally) his shit right up underneath the rim - so much so it was welded to the porcelain! Someone fucking explain how that is gravitationally possible cos I'm fucked if I know!

The only time I ever sit down to take a piss is when I'm that wrecked I'm convinced my aim is gonna be shite. That being said, from time to time I have pissed on the seat and the floor but bog roll is there for a reason man, fucking wipe it up and don't be a skanky bastard. When I was living in a student house my housemates were a fucking nightmare, if it wasn't the floor that was being pissed on it was the rim itself and no fucker except me would clean it - you had congealed urine festering on the porcelain! What was worse was one bloke who was moulting in his nether regions and you always knew when you'd followed him into the bog as his 'pube army' was marching around the rim! They also couldn't understand why I chucked the bog brush out 4 times in that year - 1. they cost less than £2 from Tesco, 2. they'd turned fucking browny yellow with all the shit and piss that they'd left in there. There's nowt gay about keeping a bog and the surrounding area clean - it's hygiene man! Oh and Brock, I dunno what weird sort of shit you've been up to with your knob kidda, but I'd be getting myself booked in for a circumcision if I was you....that's not normal!

Maybe if I waited 20 minutes between wanks..... 114498[/snapback]

I doubt even you'd fill two bed pans though.... (and compacted turds at that!)

Fuck me, he must have lost more weight than Jimbo in one sitting!!

Easy.....I was one of the ones hanging on with baited breath earlier - you fuckers made me late for 5-a-side man!!

He needs to do something post-coital and I heard he's given up the tabs....

Do you lot expect me to condone this sort of shit.......? Which lass is next then?

They reported on TalkSport tonight that Swansea City have issued an apology to Cardiff City and state that both items were thrown from the crowd and therefore it is not Trundle's fault...... So are they admitting that the daft twat can't fucking read?

.com have suitable ripped this article apart... She needs a bollocking from her editor for producing such shite!

ugly kid in an awful grey track suit thing, almost shagging one of the players legs? 113883[/snapback] Almost right....... It was silver, not grey

I almost had a part in Saving Private Ryan. And if anyone's got a video of the 1989-90 season (particularly the opening home game against Leeds), you'll see me as the ball-boy who's celebrating with Quinny after his last goal.

I think Arsenal's ground will be called The Emirates Stadium. 113264[/snapback] Locally it gets referred to simply as "Ashburton Grove".

Pretty confident that the existence of such a clause was invented by those who want a justifiable excuse to keep bleating on about a player who is no longer on our payroll. LM, if you're so adamant that this clause exists, you won't have any problem finding conclusive evidence to support it and post it on here... I shalln't hold my breath.

Happy birthday mate

Happy birthday for yesterday....

That's terrible.......

Yeah I knew it had become O2, but I wasn't sure if they'd retained / replaced the sponsorship deal...

Is the Riverside still sponsored by Cellnet?

Think that comment needs passing onto the regulars

The one thing that is going to annoy the fuck out of me if we get O'Neill is that Oliver is gonna bang on about it for years on how he reported it after his drive home from the Wigan cup defeat....

You can download a PC emulator for these things for nowt - how much have you wasted on that?

Aye but what's classed as 'decent money' for someone of his undoubted talents? £2-3m would be decent money....

What were you looking for to find that you dirty bastard? Some nice bits of flap on there none the less, bookmark that i think 112042[/snapback] I link I was shown, rather than found I hasten to add