Craig

The front side is some huge card £50 note I found ina desk at work, the reverse was advertising a website. I'm amazed it didn't have 'SPECIMEN' plastered on it tbh.

google it!

With the loser most likely ending up managing us!

Despite the huge risk it would be, I'd have him back here like a shot. Bramble never played as well as he did when Woody was alongside him, the bloke promoted confidence amongst his fellow defenders in abundance.

Didn't he 'blow her out' though and she was beside herself? 115485[/snapback] Still in mourning if the truth be told. 115487[/snapback] She was gagging for him, but old 'stud' simply wasn't interested....

Good question. Haven't seen any for a while. Big mistake by Cadbury if they've pulled the Wispa. 115403[/snapback] Been reinvented as Cadbury's Dairy Milk Bubbly I do believe... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wispa

Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* 115388[/snapback] That's blatently an open invitation to get up inside her tbh? 115466[/snapback] Mr 'above average' J69 has already allegedly 'ruined her' for old mouse features here. Joooooooke!!!! 115472[/snapback] Didn't he 'blow her out' though and she was beside herself?

I dont think any of us were thinking of actually paying the 50 notes like. 115294[/snapback] You don't say!! Has no-one got the technology to print of some dodhy notes? I used to go out with a lass from Gateshead whose brother produced fake fivers and used them at the local garage for tabs. Quality specimens they were, I used a few in FYEO a few years back, silly strippers didn't have a clue! 115353[/snapback]

I know someone who got one of those 'hairdryer' things pointed at him by plod and pulled over for driving nearly 40 in a 30. The officier had just about got up to the drivers window when some dozy bint haired past my mates car at about 55-60 narrowly avoiding sweeping plod along with her.... Needless to say he shouted "you're a jammy bastard" to my mate, jumped into his patrol car and set up in pursuit!

Bollocks to it....they're that flash to have a sat-nav, I'd be stood there waving the fuckers through

At least one car a week?? Why the hell haven't they put a big sign up saying "pay no attention to your sat-nav, you WILL get stuck!"

The man who helped the Stones make it big in States has passed on.... Best remembered in some quarters for the remix of '24 Hours from Tulsa' that Argos knocked together to advertise Premier Points. "Only 24 toasters from Scunthorpe, only 6 double beds from Torquay" (were Gol and Toonraider the inspiration?) RIP

Man Utd.... Purely and simply because Mourinho's arrogance is getting to much! All this "we'll win the title on April 9th" No you fucking won't Jose....

and.....

Put it this way, it left the bloke with an open gash on his face....

The things some people will do..... http://www.zeroartradio.com/scott/piss_diver.wmv

Happy birthday Brock..... Now you can say you're actually 17 rather than nearly 17! Another head-case on the roads I don't doubt...

Anyone remember this arsehole who, when Inter were playing us at SJP, he went down after a coming together with Bellamy like he'd been shot and got him sent off??? The fucker committed the worst elbowing incident on Sorin last night that I've ever seen - blood everywhere. Hope FIFA get their act together to deal with twats like this properly...

The missus is doing her fucking nut in over this, she loves chunky kit-kats but has a serious nut allergy. As they're likely to made on the same production line, that's chunky kit-kats scrubbed off her 'safe' list...... Damned shame she's just stocked the fridge up with them as well!

1. How do you know he wasn't there, do you scrutinise everyone who gets inside SJP? 2. What the fuck are you gonna do about it if someone has made it up?

From .COM..... Fuck me, he's changed, if I hadn't read the story, I wouldn't have recognised him - what happened to the freaky perm?

AS: "You distract him, I'll give him a wedgie!"

Talking about 'sit down browns' I dunno what angle one of the blokes in our house used to sit at but he managed to 'pepper' (quite literally) his shit right up underneath the rim - so much so it was welded to the porcelain! Someone fucking explain how that is gravitationally possible cos I'm fucked if I know!

The only time I ever sit down to take a piss is when I'm that wrecked I'm convinced my aim is gonna be shite. That being said, from time to time I have pissed on the seat and the floor but bog roll is there for a reason man, fucking wipe it up and don't be a skanky bastard. When I was living in a student house my housemates were a fucking nightmare, if it wasn't the floor that was being pissed on it was the rim itself and no fucker except me would clean it - you had congealed urine festering on the porcelain! What was worse was one bloke who was moulting in his nether regions and you always knew when you'd followed him into the bog as his 'pube army' was marching around the rim! They also couldn't understand why I chucked the bog brush out 4 times in that year - 1. they cost less than £2 from Tesco, 2. they'd turned fucking browny yellow with all the shit and piss that they'd left in there. There's nowt gay about keeping a bog and the surrounding area clean - it's hygiene man! Oh and Brock, I dunno what weird sort of shit you've been up to with your knob kidda, but I'd be getting myself booked in for a circumcision if I was you....that's not normal!