Craig

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Battery was suitably removed from the doorbell. One twat decided that trying to batter my door down was a good idea. His trick was me with a foul temper having not slept since Charlotte went into hospital. And seeing as he was about 16 and not dressed in a scrap of halloween gear, I don't feel at all guilty. Thieving arseholes!

Can they do simple mathematical equations though?

Dunce's cap for Laz today!

Yep, same here.... 4,100 both times.

One of them obviously 'broke in' though - either that or you're leaving "I Love You" notes to yourself in front of the wrist pad for the mouse!

I've noticed Mrs Jimbo has lobbed a stair-gate across the door, is that to keep the kids from catching anything out of your shit-pit?

Well she's home... She's still officially under the hospital's care and has to go back on a daily basis for about a week for IV anti-biotics but at least she's in her own bed tonight We've been given a box (yes, a box!) of medication which will probably last until mid 2008 and a plan of when she's got to have stuff. Also a portable nebuliser as she needs to use one 3 times a day for a week and officially is on oral anti-biotics for 3 weeks. Scares me the amount of shit we're pumping into her body at the moment but as I say, at least we've got her home. Thank you all for the kind messages

The 'best' by a country fucking mile! After that you're looking at: Gascoigne v Palace (1988) McGhee v Bradford (1990)

From what I've heard, Upson & Bridge are serious targets and I hope the link with Ashton has some substance. Kevin Davies seems to have promise but isn't he getting on a bit? Never made it at Blackburn but was awesome at Southampton and has done a canny job at Bolton. Anton Ferdinand? No thanks - IMO is still a very unproven player who is in the limelight because of his surname. He has shown promise but I don't think he's anywhere near Rio's level. Nugent would be a good addition to the squad but I think he'd be approached only if we didn't get someone else (i.e. Ashton).

Well she's stayting in another night. The canular in her hand has collapsed so they're having to put another one in. She's lying beside me now flaked out and I'm contemplating eating her dinner (although I'm being put off by the fact that it's NHS grub)! Oh yeah, they need to invest in decent Z-beds for the parents too. I woke up with horrid back-ache this morning!

Well they reckon the lower lobe of the right lung is collapsed. Something (probably mucus) is blocking the tube to the lobe and this needs to be cleared - i.e. coughed up! Might be some foreign object that she's swallowed, but neither of us can remember her choking on anything so suspect it's mucus. Should be home at some point today

I'll say, £200K of it was going to be ours. That would have been the mortgage paid off and the type of house I'd want to buy bought outright!

On a related note, My brother in law puts the same six numbers every draw only a week ago Wednesday, he decided not to bother as it was pissing down and couldn't be arsed to go to the shop (he doesn't have internet at home at the moment as he's just moved). You guessed it, all 6 numbers came up. He would have won £1.4m!! To say he's absolutely gutted is an understatement

They'd probably reach!

Cheers peeps! It's like a recurring nightmare, as soon as they said her breathing was too shallow I knew exactly what was up. The chest x-ray this afternoon just confirmed it. Got another problem, the missus is staying in hospital with her. As a result I have a 1 year old lad at home who's still breast fed at night and breakfast time so any lass out there with large mamaries who wants to lend a hand would be more than welcome. As for Finley, he can be bottle fed for a couple of days!

Who says that lightning doesn't strike twice?? Charlotte has been unwell for about a week now, took her back to the doctors today who weren't happy with her shallow breathing and referred her to hospital. She was diagnosed with pneumonia this afternoon and is in hospital until at least Sunday. Talk about deja vu? All the doctor's and nurses remembered us from when Finley was in (mind you it is only 10 months ago...)

Happy birthday!

Aye you've got a point there like...

You filthy fucking animal, your mother must be horrified man!

Brock man, you live like a fucking slut! How the hell can you work with all that crap surrounding you?

do a search on YouTube for Brock Manson! Or you could always search through the threads on here where it's been posted before

EDIT: damned you Matt!

Hires a tower crane to pick his mouse up and dump it over the other side of the mouse mat tbh!