Craig

BTW has he paid yet Ritchie??

YouTube are obviously being hit hard with letters from lawyers these days - shame! If it had been a recording of the whole race then fair enough, but getting told to remove a 10 second clip with a funny line in it is beyond a joke!

Don't let the monotone Finnish accent fool you, this kid is a fucking nightmare! You seen the photos of the McLaren guys dragging him out of a bar completely wasted?

Happy birthday you filthy scroate!

daft comment, not true and only said by bairns I'm afraid You might think it's daft Leazes, but factually it's correct. People are laughing at the piss poor way this club is being run. It's even gone so far that I hear people say they feel sorry for the Newcastle fans, not because of the years without silverware, but for the pathetic displays both on and off the pitch which the input that our fans give is deserving of so much more. We're an absolute joke at the moment and no wave of a magic wand by the fat fairy is going to turn it all around. Until the upper levels of management are re-planted, we're never going to get of this slippery slope. At the present moment, the Championship beckons, even more so than it did under Souness IMO.

That's the big issue IMO - who is the right player for him? I have serious reservations that Owen & Martins are going to be too similar a player and lets face it, we're going to be sadly lacking in height up front. Martins is not a natural replacement for Shearer, neither is Owen. And personally I don't think it's any coincidence that the best Newcastle United team I've ever watched consisted of two fantastic crossers of the ball (Gillespie & Ginola) and two/three blokes in the middle who were awesome in the air and deadly with their feet (Shearer/Ferdinand/Asprilla). I'd hope we're looking at the likes of Ashton in January, not that I think West Ham will sell him as they seem to be hanging on the "it'll all come good when Ashton's back" line. Hell I even now wish we'd challenged Everton for James Beattie.

But I take pics of peoples' tattoos in the street. Do you ask them if you can?

There's something not right about taking photos of strangers in the street full stop tbh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ9btlNQW20

That comment is crying out for the photo of the centre circle during the Partizan Belgrade penalty shoot-out where Robert is fiddling with his nuts!

We had this debate once before (with me arguing that the kick had not been taken before). It has! The ball is directly above the 'N' of Metrocentre in the advertising hoarding. which absolutely every player (and the referee) are looking towards. There's no way all the people in the wall would be looking over their shoulders if the ball not been behind them at this point.

Still cracks me up that someone decided they wanted a better view and vaulted 50 feet up that floodlight pylon!

The things people do to themselves when they find out they're going to be managing the Mackems....

Leave it with me, I'll see what I can do. Don't think I can actually change it but I know a man who can!

you lose tetris if i do!

See above (same goes for Snowboarding before Optimistic Nut chips in...)

Do my job for me so that I have the time to find it on one of the CDs I have at work so I can install it...

Needed someone to help him on his way!

Be interesting to see what would happen if I reset the scores and then changed the password to the database!

His response says it all, the cheating twat! Actually come to think of it, I did give him access rights to the SQL database. All he'd have to do is change his highscore in the table and he's top of the tree......

You make it sound like the talking aspidistra in The Adventure Game! I was waiting for the fuckers to run at me tbh

Were you down this way recently?

Yeah I called it the other week. Came round the corner near home one night and found a shopping trolley stuffed in the middle of the road upside down. Only just managed to miss smashing into the thing, got out and pushed it to the side of the road. As I was doing so, I heard a chorus of "Oi you fucking wanker, leave it where it is!" from the bushes off to the left hand side. Needless to say as soon as I'd driven off, the little shits would have put it right back where it was so thought it best to call the old bill to send someone round to make sure it was removed properly.

Did that in about January this year just before I jumped into support. I'm the main support contact for him anyway so still call on him to give me the lowdown on all aspects of my tax. And basically he's given me a list of all the cars available to me and how much each would cost me per month. They did change the rules about 4 years ago, you used to get raped the less miles you did and the more you did the cheaper it was (seemed like madness to me). It's now based on the CO2 emissions of the car and therefore cleaner, newer cars cost less than the petrol guzzlers. I am on a good deal yeah, but it's kinda pigeon-holed me in my current job as I doubt I'd have as good a deal elsewhere.