Craig

My mate topped that one (it was 9-0 at half time!!!)

Watch, ring and silver chain...

Test 4 is absolutely spot on!

Cast your votes now..... (and any more nominations, get them added! )

Anal twat? Kinky tbh. Female platypus. That's an obscure one for the naturalists tbh. I think we can thank the coming together of a randy mallard and a tart of an otter for that one!

Just heard on the radio this morning that First Direct are going to be the first bank to apply a monthly charge for a current account. Apparently if your balance is below £1500, they'll charge you a tenner a month for the privilege!! Fucking madness IMO - I can understand charges if you become overdrawn, but charging you to store your own money?

What right-minded chef has his main menu option as 'Chicken stuffed with banana'??

Who fucking cares tbh? If it's got to the point where you can see whether her bra and knickers are matching, the next place you're hoping to see them is in a pile on the floor. You'd have to be some anal twat to spoil the moment by objecting like!

Haven't got a fucking clue who she or any of them are - agree about the underwear though...

You're kidding me? They've all got their bits covered up man!

This 'man flu' is fucking sexist if you ask me. When I was running the helpdesk it was always the women ringing in sick saying that they were at death's door and that they couldn't face it - the blokes tend to just get on with it...

To add to the amusement, the bloke sat in the armchair over on the far side watching intently is the fucking spit of the guy who provides us with this site. What have you got to say for yourself Hugh?

It's around Kenton isn't it? Decent area IIRC...

Sven's is still there is it not? Agree with Isegrim and Cath though. I don't know why English speaking countries have lost their independent shops to souless chains, but as far as chains do go Waterstone's is OK, especially the one near the Theatre Royal. I much prefer small local bookshops but they're very few and far between. When I lived in Manchester I sometimes used to go across to Holmfirth and they had the most fantastic old bookshop on about 4 levels. The further up the stairs you went the older the books were and it was almost dusty by the time you got to the top. I used to spend hours in there If I ever win the lottery I'm going to open a book/coffee shop where people can come and have coffee and read. Lots of comfy old sofa's and home made cakes If you ever get yourself down to London, get yourself to Foyles bookstore - sounds just like this one but it's the size of Harrods! Proabably spend about a week in there Waterstones is good and I used to like Dillons when it was next door to Fenwick on Blackett St (what's that these days?) As for the bookshop/coffee shop idea, isn't that along the lines of what Ottakers do? Bizarrely, Dillons is another Waterstones now. I thought it would probably end up as another bookshop - didn't think that Waterstones would have 2 virtually opposite each other though (although they did take Dillons over didn't they?)

Sven's is still there is it not? Agree with Isegrim and Cath though. I don't know why English speaking countries have lost their independent shops to souless chains, but as far as chains do go Waterstone's is OK, especially the one near the Theatre Royal. I much prefer small local bookshops but they're very few and far between. When I lived in Manchester I sometimes used to go across to Holmfirth and they had the most fantastic old bookshop on about 4 levels. The further up the stairs you went the older the books were and it was almost dusty by the time you got to the top. I used to spend hours in there If I ever win the lottery I'm going to open a book/coffee shop where people can come and have coffee and read. Lots of comfy old sofa's and home made cakes If you ever get yourself down to London, get yourself to Foyles bookstore - sounds just like this one but it's the size of Harrods! Proabably spend about a week in there Waterstones is good and I used to like Dillons when it was next door to Fenwick on Blackett St (what's that these days?) As for the bookshop/coffee shop idea, isn't that along the lines of what Ottakers do?

On a related note, who on here still refers to them as "gollywogs"?? I do - I don't consider myself racist in any sense of the word, but as a kid I grew up with those being known as gollywogs and don't see why I shoudl be forced to call it something else simply because some politically correct activist has got his arse in a twist.

Watched a program last night which was about the D-Day landings filmed in colour. They had footage ofthe men being loaded into boats in Torbay and also showed footage of the beaches from the boats out at sea and you could quite clearly see the hundreds of bodies lying on the beach. The were interviewing the veterans who were told that many of them would die or be seriously injured and that if that was the case, their comrades were instructed to leave them and keep advancing until they had achieved their primary objective (to take the beach). All of them were reduced to tears when recalling the fact that they had to defy their human instinct helping others and push on to take the beaches. Very moving programme, makes me feel old by saying it but the youth of today would do well to take serious interest in what happened back then. For our tomorrow, they truly did give their today - RIP!

Good shout - regular updates perhaps? Love the LeazesMag & the Toontastic ones

or a dog's arse.......?

My best mates at Uni were called Hugh (guy who provides us with this place) and Piers The pair of them are as far away from being pretentious, toffee-nosed & pompous as you can actually get! Weird when you tell someone your mates are called that and they obviously form a prejudicial opinion of them based solely on their names and then when they meet them, have to admit that they are fuck all like they expected them to be! In this instance though Gemmill, I'm disappointed you didn't resort to twatting the little shites. Should have asked 'deatrest Hugo' if he wanted to be the first off the plane and dangled the little fucker over the edge of the stairs!

The shower one is fucking cruel!

That guy is a ringer for Jimbo!