Craig

Shouldn't worry to much, no-one else has got a clue where he's coming from either!

switzerland flag is done - will look at the other two tomorrow...

Funny you should mention that........

If you use a mobile phone as you should in the car, quite simply you'll have nothing to worry about.

No probs!

That's fucking obscene that!

It's there now (Gol will probably claim I've nicked it from somewhere ) 104732[/snapback] If you're making one, I'd like a Scunthorpe United flag please. 104952[/snapback] Find me the image to work from and i'll do it!

Outstanding HTL, what do you do for an encore?

Man Utd v Newcastle (1330 GMT) As good a run as Newcastle have had under Alan Shearer and Glenn Roeder, this is a very important game for Man Utd to stay in pole position for second. They will probably be thinking Liverpool will not get three points from Arsenal so it is a good chance to stretch that gap. Newcastle have done very well recently but they have got a few injured players back and it's not unusual what is happening. I think you should also question some of the players - why can they perform for Roeder but they couldn't for Graeme Souness? Prediction: 2-0

Rob got something wrong? Whatever next?

I forgot about that petition - was done when we were getting a plethora of threads started asking us to sign petitions to get rid of Souness, bring back Bellamy etc.... By Sned by all accounts!

Nazi flag is now included, seeing as we apparently have some on here

Already exists....

Did your mother never tell you, you shouldn't mock the afflicted? ...actually, sod that!

Dunno if this is the mackems on a piss take or not, but they appear to be getting some coverage... http://www.talksoccer.net/index.php?subact...907128&archive=

From .COM:

1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, I've got a knife thanks! 5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and - as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish - noisy destruction. 6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. You're hard. 7. HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with. 8. HAVING A SCAR - Ideally it'll be a facial knife wound, but even an iron burn on the wrist is good. "Ooh, did it hurt". "Nah". 9. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You on the other hand have physical evidence of your hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night?" Grr, what does it look like. 10. NODDING AT COPPERS - A moment's eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past",it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line". 11. USING POWER TOOLS - Slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb. 12. KICKING A FOOTY AGAINST A GARAGE DOOR - Clang-g-g-g-g-g-! Stick that Becks, I kick so hard I set off car alarms. 13. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are ******. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that. 14. NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - Fat is a feminist issue, apparently. Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings. 15. CARVING THE ROAST - And saying "are you a leg or breast man?" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing?" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad. 16. WINKING - Turns women to putty. Doesn't it? 17. TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - Ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles. 18. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later. 19. PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - Unlike birds, we get straight to the point. "Alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then. Seven. See ya." 20. PARALLEL PARKING - Bosh, straight in. First time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver. 21. HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So, when it's over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah. 22. HAVING SOMETHING PROPERLY WRONG WITH YOU - Especially if you didn't make a fuss. "Why was I off, nothing much, just a brain haemorrhage". 23. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "A Phillips? For that? Are you mad, bint?" 24. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - A visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized poo

I used to love that game - the commentry on the N64 got annoying after a while though.... "he plays a one two, he plays a one two"

Rob once drove one through a desert sandstorm and overtook Donald Campbell on the inside lane at the same time FACT 104728[/snapback] Twice actually!

It's there now (Gol will probably claim I've nicked it from somewhere )

Those bendy buses are a fucking nightmare mind....

Jesus fucking christ, whatever next? Bet they'll love this on RTG!

The thought did cross my mind 104640[/snapback] You're a brave man 104641[/snapback] Actually on second thoughts it can't be....they caught her on camera in Wales and there's no way in hell Bridget would have made it all the way down there without wrapping it around a lamp-post first!

The thought did cross my mind

actually all the requests with the exception of the Denmark one were made by me....