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Wonder if we will see Willock hooked at HT. Not good for his confidence if so but he's not offering enough when Murphy is everywhere on the other side.

Do Bournemouth have to watch all their matches from this view? It's like watching a 3rd div game.

I think we will see Willock playing close to Woltemade, Murphy probably drifting out wider on the right to double up with Tino.

Well I'll take the fact that I'd be right on the formation but wrong on the personnel. Good for Miley to get a start and rest the Brazilians, I'm really hoping Willock has a decent game in an attack focused midfield role.

Do we think Eddie will go for a back 3? Could see Hall and Tino going out wide with Bruno and Sandro in the middle and Elanga and Barnes closer to Big Nick up top.

Can't see anything but a loss here, our record is poor, they're playing well and we haven't had much rest.

He loves the dippers though, so TBD might not be too happy with it.

FFS don't get a downer on Joelinton. He's been immense. Wasn't at his best tonight but he's a total engine. I thought Bruno was worse than Joe anyway this evening.

That midfield of Barca is something else though. Really schooled us second half and that was even before the subs.

They're getting dicked by big Nick in stoppage.

GAME ON!

Looking for a boost of confidence and probably lost a bit more instead.

He looks like he's gained some mass lately Willock.

Thiaw looking tidy

I think I'd have kept Elanga on and hooked Gordon. He's not involved at all tonight

Fuckinghell. What a finish. Done nothing until that header.

So did Tino

Snoop Dogg has replaced the snake.

I've just turned it on to see Athletico score. Seeing the selfish one in a red shirt does sicken.

So is Osula or Woltemade a striker? Osula wasn't mentioned at all when we were selling 14, and Eddie seemed to suggest big Nick isn't one either. The last time we faced Barca, we had an unorthodox forward who seemed to do pretty well. We can only hope...

Good read. Makes you realise sometimes how close the players are to reading the stuff we put online and how much it might affect them mentally, or if they're playing whilst technically unfit. Theres one or two players that spring to mind recently who have probably been given an unfair assessment of their ability against injury.

That top = Warren Barton

Home game, Wolves will do their best to frustrate and quieten the crowd who might not be at all guns given it's a 3pm Saturday and stale from a long international break. Lack of excitement but get the job done. 2-1 (JSL).

Newcastle Signing of the season: the new CEO Top goalscorer: Schar Most assists: Burn Biggest surprise: Trippier found in bed with Woltemade Best Young player: Ashby Player of the season: Ashby PL finish: 1st Trophies? All of them. League Champions: Us Rest of the top 4: Forest, Brentford, Bournemouth Bottom 3: Liverpool, Man Utd, City (after points deduction) Top scorer: Harry Maguire First Manager Sacked: Slot

It's odd, but then we are all old and the kids are all doing weird shit on socials. He did say his hobby was fashion in his bio so he will fit in with Willock and Gordon.