Asprilla

FSA couldn't handle the pressure here to put his teams out to win with confidence. He's a "let's try not to lose and see if we can nick a winner" manager. He wouldn't last five minutes if he got the England job. That said, he could do ok with one of the other home nations, Scotland would be ideal for him IMO.

Again... The shirt manufacturers have had far too much say in the design of kits IMO. 99.99999% of fans like the simple designs.

Your mum has some good news for you....

Looking forward to his "sharp shooter" celebrations when he gets his inevitable yearly quite good goal against Blackpool.

That is what a football shirt should look like IMO. Club crest and colours and not much else. That's the thing though, I bet half their fans are embarrassed about it. It's sad as fuck. Like employee of the month.

Also, would.

I imagine you're incredibly choosy too.

There's plenty of Blackburn forums around if you don't like it here I can't help it if the sad little twat is following me around can I? It's like Steven Trainer from school, this lad who we didn't want hanging around with us but used to follow us when we ran away from him. Ha! Surprise! It's ME!! I knew I'd find you eventually! Fancy meeting up some time for a nice meal?

It's hard to argue with reasoning like that. Perchance, are you a professor of culture at a major university?

Good move. I think he's going to be excellent this season. I saw him play against Juventus in a friendly when he scored against Buffon and thought he must have some bollocks not to have bottled it.

Heard the same off my mate at the pub. He also reckons that a personality like Campbell's could clash with the atmosphere we have in the dressing room atm. All speculation obviously but the egos seemed to have been whittled from the dressing room. Good point tbf.

Exactly. I think anyone who spends their time looking at teams for ethnic percentages has the bigger hangup tbh. I hope Hughton has a decent start because I'd like to see him stay for a while. Just long enough to get the tabloids time to find some new stereotypes for us anyway. Might even have a bit of Irish in him No doubt the focus'll be on how deluded we are rather than how racist we are when he gets the chop. Although Louise Taylor'll no doubt go for the racist angle. I thought she'd backed off after Stevie got ahold of her email address!

Is Chris Hughton not mixed race too?

Depends if it's just a phase he's going through or not lol

To be fair though, we'd probably have missed out on Nolan if he'd come. It all evens out it the end.

Mrs Asprilla was reading an interview with Peter Crouch and one of the questions was: "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?" He replied: "A virgin probably". WA HEY!!!

Insane move on our part.

I thought he was fine tbf. It was a pretty scrappy match with plenty of diving but he didn't over react or make any howlers, just let it flow the best he could.

Jesus.

Yes. I think. Yeah, the first European country to win outside of Europe at all never mind southern hemisphere I knew at one point only Brazil had won in another continent (1958 in Sweden) but I couldn't honestly remember who won it in Japan/S Korea...

Yes. I think.