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Luke who's got something to say about something else he doesn't understand (Link) SHARED'Kerr injury was enough to keep things secret' Canada v Australia (11:00 BST) Luke Edwards Daily Telegraph writer on the Football Daily podcast If I'm a centre-back and Sam Kerr is playing on one leg then maybe I'd fancy my chances against her. I just don't know how fit she will be - I've never heard of a calf injury that takes just a week to heal. It was serious enough for the Australia camp to keep everything secret, and she missed the start of the open training session [before this game].

Must admit that, having seen that and being told there was about 90 minutes worth of rain coming, I went to bed, knowing I would wake to the crowing about a series win. Glad what wasn't the case. Frankly, the only person who "dropped the Ashes" was YJB.

Don't forget the Moral Ashes (© twatface Morgan)

Is that a metaphor for West Ham's season without Rice?

Very good, especially because it has not been adulterated with fucking honey

Clearly a stander

Not going to please Mad Dog. Anything about Klopp and Arteta jumping up and down in front of the other team's bench?

He wouldn't get them straight, but I suppose he could bring his son with him

Might make enough to allow him to bank at Coutts

Not going very well, is it? What a time for that fucker Warner to learn how to bat properly. Just gives him his retirement gig in Sydney, though. Not sure why spin came on before Wood, though.

He'd melt 🙂

And with most players

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Shirt or player? 🙂

Two left feet? 🙂

Sounds like an MF opportunity may be available.

Not that rough 🙂

I'm not

You would hope it shuts that twat Morgan up though. Getting enough shit already about whinging Poms. There seems to be a push for reserve days which is ridiculous. The number of times I have prayed for rain. 🙂

Also shows we shouldn't be looking at Cucurella

And 50% of the American public seem to believe that shite. It's truly terrifying. PS Still not dead?

Let him play there for the first half of the season?