RobinRobin

https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/a-league/sydney-fc-linked-with-swoop-for-dutch-international-siem-de-jong/news-story/05910d60a0441ffe007dfedf4d836c14

Suggest you look again (and then once more)

Lucky boy indeed. The CPS decided to try at the beginning of the trial to bring in the ABH charges, but the Judge, quite rightly, told them to get stuffed as it was too late. Only took them 11 months to get there and to decide at that late stage that they had stuffed up was pathetic. Glad he is free to play, but realistically he should have been packing his toothbrush for a holiday, courtesy of HMP.

Well he is only 19 - seems fair enough

And lay off the booze, clearly

Really? You don't say. Taken a while for you to get there

No, but the Club will, I believe

Looks wistfully at the SD logo

Need to take some catches, in future

Isn't a damp squid a good thing?

Famous last words

Fake honour (or honor, for those in the US who can't spell)

Because he does not walk away from a contract. He won't sign another one, though, unless things change. Why would he?

Who needs reliable at this time of year?

Presumably his parents

They play in the A-League, so there are Aussie teams to pick I thoroughly recommend Perth Glory (yes, I know, rubbish name) for NUFC-like disappointment

Once again, Trump manages to make Putin look good

Hoping for a loss

Arsehole

As if

Hiding from the nasty poms

Must be worth $150,000,000.00 then.

... earning about 90k per week

Not sure how he missed it either, given he had a perfect view

Not sure why the blatant shoulder in the back of the Moroccan player was not VAR'd for a penalty.