Papa Lazaru

Owen plays for NUFC that instantly increases the chance of serious injury and the duration you'll be out for!

Well that was pretty much the easiest prem match we'll get at St. James' this season, and we maanged to lose it, which was just beyond depressing. Not only were Fulham abysmal, but we were 1-0 up and Fulham seemed to be trying to hold onto a 1-0 defeat not go for a draw, and then we decided to give them a win instead FFS!!! We should have walked that game by 3 or 4 goal and i just don't know how we managed to lose it!

Roeder is right that it won't particularly have done him any damage, but other than that he's talking bollocks. Millner was completely pissed about and the club looked stupid.

Thats a shame. i wasnt meaning anything like quake or goldeneye or anything, but maybe a simple driving game or something. 194929[/snapback] You just want a munroe flash game version you can play with Radgina tbh 194933[/snapback] It could be like tetris, where alot of brown shapes come down a pipe and you have to arrange evenly them as they hit the bottom! On second thoughts lets not go any further!

Have to be honest that's what i was thinking. Its fair comment that both teams are a different proposition home and away and its just a bit jokey about the dead leg, don't see the harm myself?

You need to add the animal's holes for the sick fucks who are into that Remember that program about the guy who married his poor horse? They should bang him up, its bloody animal cruelty. Its not like the poor beasts have much of a say! 194915[/snapback] Not to defend him at all, but...his argument was if you try to do something like that to a horse when it doesn't want you to, you'll be kicked so hard in the chest you'll be dead! So the horse was probably gagging for it tbh!

Well that really was UNLUCKY for the minnows. etc etc etfuckincetera. 194239[/snapback] There's no easy games at international level...

Retired I think. 192827[/snapback] I think he's still registered incase of emergencies, kinda like Southgate at the Burra. 193419[/snapback] Yeah i'm sure they said he "semi-retired" so he isn't meant to be playing at all, but if there was a big injury crisis he's still registered to play.

I know they've been a bit quiet since the window slammed shut like, but expecting them to comment on Ally calling someone a cock-end's a bit OTT innit? 193382[/snapback] I don't know, i for one would like to hear the club's position on this and i think we need an Anal Oliver exclusive to see what he believes to be the case.

The scene in the greenhouse in 'Scum'

You can't always believe everything you hear, least of all from Chelski, but these days if its about a player behaving like a complete cock, spoilt bastard and showing contempt for the fans and people who pay him, then i'm inclined to believe its true or close to the truth!

Oooh, me piles just winced. I don't tear off sheets, I just "roll" it around my hand a couple of times and then tear, and use that. Was it on here that someone posted about how Americans bunch instead of folding? Creepier than the Christian Right tbh. 192639[/snapback] I use that method 192649[/snapback] Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear. Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish!

Sure you're not just getting older and older? 192671[/snapback] There is that! But there was definitely a big shift in the average age at the place.

God aye, 15-year-olds seem to think a bit of proto-goth eyeshadow is all it takes to hoodwink your average rock club bouncer. Worst thing is, they're absolutely right 192667[/snapback] By now i doubt it has any of the goth/metal types left as they all drifited away and are now at Legends, academy on friday or Trillions leaving the kids at cuba cuba!

Hopefully a sign of things to come. He's got talent and aggression and looks good enough but up till now his fitness and stamina have been poor, which needed sorting. And as Alex said Agassi was a great player to watch, particularly when he won Wimbledon beating Ivanisivic when nobody thought he'd be able to stop the serving maching that year!

We haven't been much more help than the other board really have we!!! But i haven't heard of any clubs that are particularly slack on ID to be honest, though if yoou're a lass it'll be far far easier. I haven't been for a long time now since it changed, but whatever Cuba Cuba is now seemed to be getting a younger and younger looking crowd.

You live in Loch Lomond? 192312[/snapback] He's one of the Nessies tbh. Short Ness. 192314[/snapback] Another midget? So that's Scottish Mag, PL, and SLP in the midget camp and yourself and Peasepud in the lanky freak camp then? 192316[/snapback] And are you in the "Fat Camp"

Don't send him to Ikon, we don't want him thinking all geordies are complete pricks!!! I'm the same as Alex, too old to know which place are slack on ID, though i don't look as old as Alex 192273[/snapback] That's a height thing 192281[/snapback] How very dare you! I would hope i'd be stopped for any reason from getting into Ikon just because if i wasn't what they wanted in there that would make feel good!

Now there's a place they should re-open, let all the complete vermin that go there in and then nuke it, society would be so much better for it! 192276[/snapback] Is it shut? The website is still there with the hilarious photos: http://thenewmonkey.net/ If the Monkey's too far I've heard the Pig and Whistle is nearly as bad, I mean good. 192280[/snapback] As far as i know it got shut down after one too many drugs raids and complaints of trouble, but for all i know its back again! I'm quite happy for them to nuke it on the off chance the charvas are in there!

Now there's a place they should re-open, let all the complete vermin that go there in and then nuke it, society would be so much better for it!

Don't send him to Ikon, we don't want him thinking all geordies are complete pricks!!! I'm the same as Alex, too old to know which place are slack on ID, though i don't look as old as Alex

It's kids and windowlickers that turn up like morons when we sign a big name player. Does he really want to run a football club with these people in mind? Jesus we may as well let a bairn run the place if they're going to be the driving factor behind our transfer policy. Until we get out of this mentality of turning up to a player signing as if we were parading a trophy, he'll continue to run the place with those sort of days in mind. Shepherd's proudest days as chairman are not when we win matches but when he gets to play the big I AM in front of an adoring crowd and the press corps. 191821[/snapback] Fat Fred and the windowlickers...sounds like it could be a new band which means he could pursue that and leave his job as chairman! He definitley loves all that stuff though, just as he loves it when he's on Sky spouting his usual bollocks. And things like his "special relationship" with Madrid!

Dont forget these 191739[/snapback] You'll see them again if we play!

Crouch hasn't a chance in hell, but better that his team mates back him and give him confidence. The only players with a chance are Owen (if he comes back strong enough after the injury) and perhaps Rooney, though for all he's an amazing player i don't know if Rooney will get quite enough goals to beat the record, could depend on how many years he plays for.

What he's said shows he has complete contempt for the intelligence of toon fans, even though for some fans what he said is exactly true that they would be that stupid!