Papa Lazaru

I think you're severely underestimating the number of inane, "celeb" obsessed, braindead morons that fill parts of this country!

For this programme he really should have took the advice and "Just said no!"

First i'll say 2-1 was a fair result, they took their chances and we (thanks Ramage!) didn't, before i launch into what i'm about to say! But Bolton are a fucking embarassment to football, its 90 mins of diving, rolling around like a bunch of pricks and 2-3 players permanently whinging, moaning and shouting at the referee who as ever was too spineless to sort them out. How bad does it have to be for one of their own players to go and pick up one of the cunts fannying about on the ground!!

Indeed the case. Whilst they may not be the 4 greatest defenders in the world, neither are players at the likens of Bolton, Villa, Portsmouth (Campbell aside) etc. However they are well drilled, organised and coached, know what to do and when and work as a cohesive well coached unit. Our coaches are and always have been shite because the morons who run this club have never for some reason thought coaching was of any importance and so we end up with coaches chosen because they're geordies like Lee Clark, or we haveTerry Mac who serves no useful purpose whatsoever, in fact the only thing he's "achieved" here in recent times was being Souness spin doctor and helping force Bellamy out the club. However we do still need to buy some defenders as well!

Yeah, the dirty nazi bastard that he is!

Whats perhaps the most worrying is the new syndrome we've developed. In the past peoiple have slagged our defence off non stop and they weren't ever as bad as peope would believe. But now at any given time if we drop a bollock and concede we wil follow that up by conceding a second stupid goal. Throw in the fact that we have now decided to forgoe all defending off crosses and set pieces (down to shit coaching, which is what you get when your icoaches are picked because they're geordies or Terry Mac!) and goals are going in all the time. Roeder is heading rapidly towards Souness levels of shite when all he had to do was maintain his efforts of last season, beat the crap teams, beat the average teams and take points of the better teams nearer the top. Nobody expected us to suddenly become top 3 material, but 5th place in this shower of shite league is easy and challenging for 4th isn't impossible with Liverpool currently stumblng, but we aren't even close. At the time i never gave Shearer much credit for the post Souness turnaround, but since he's gone we've become shite so i wonder, did he do more than i thought? However he should not be our next manager, but with Fat Fuckwitt running the club he will be our next manager. Possibly this season we'll see Fred bring Shearer back into the backroom staff and basically have him read at anytime to take over. Or maybe Shearer will have the sense to aviod it!

Home form has turned to complete shit and teams that would normally be brushed aside are not only snatching draws but getting all three points. Its made all the worse by the fact i've never seen such a collection of shite as the teams we've seen at St. James' so far and we've struggled badly against them.

I can't say I'm surprised that you - or one of a few other miserable shites - have turned a great boost and statement about the club and the area into a huge negative. Agreed, at the end of the day, these statements can only help. I do not necessarily believe that every word is from the heart. I do, however think hes genuine in his fondness for the area, the place, people and club, whether he would be pulling any "clauses" in his contract should the likes of Liverpool come steaming in for him time will tell. Agree with Leazes and Peasepud but we've reached the stage now where anything Owen says or does will be met with criticism by the sort of fans who seem to revel in being miserable, pesimistic and having nothing but contempt for anything or anyone related to NUFC. I am far from optimistic myself about NUFC at the moment but it doesn't mean i'll whinge and moan about anything that said or done, especially when its something like Owen saying he wants to stay and that he and his family enjoy living here.

Aye. They knew Mork and Mindy too and would pop in on them on occasion iirc. They knew the Fonz, I think it was a 'Happy Days' offshoot. As was the ill-fated 'Joanie Loves Chachi' (sp?). Re: Vicky Michelle, I reckon she looks smarter now than she did then tbh. God i thought it was only me who remembered the trilogy of Happy Days Spin offs: Mork and Mindy, Laverne and Shirley and Joanie Loves Chachi!!! I liked the first two mind you! And as for the TT Sitcom, surely Gemmill is the thick, fat ginger one from When the whistle blows, written by Andy Millman in Extras. Also agree with Renton about the shorter, dark haired one in Allo Allo, but she left quite early on and was replaced by the frightening short blond one!

Aye. They knew Mork and Mindy too and would pop in on them on occasion iirc. They knew the Fonz, I think it was a 'Happy Days' offshoot. As was the ill-fated 'Joanie Loves Chachi' (sp?). Re: Vicky Michelle, I reckon she looks smarter now than she did then tbh. God i thought it was only me who remembered the trilogy of Happy Days Spin offs: Mork and Mindy, Laverne and Shirley and Joanie Loves Chachi!!! I liked the first two mind you! And as for the TT Sitcom, surely Gemmill is the thick, fat ginger one from When the whistle blows, written by Andy Millman in Extras. Also agree with Renton about the shorter, dark haired one in Allo Allo, but she left quite early on and was replaced by the frightening short blond one!

This could go on forever! Ginola was on a different planet in terms of technique, flair and enetrtainment to watch him play. Robert delivered far more end product in terms of goals and direct assists which wins matches and he did it in a less attacking team than Keegan's side. So Ginola wins hands down for the player you'd want to watch and with the most ability, but Robert gets you more goals and assists and more points over a season. Take your pick which you prefer really!

What kind of thing could you have been downloading in such large quantities, i have no idea at all!!! You know perfectly fucking well. Well i don't know exactly what kind of thing, who knows what levels of depravity you have reached!

What kind of thing could you have been downloading in such large quantities, i have no idea at all!!!

Its not that tough a decision, have you watched us lately!!! Very true... Plus if the guy who is currently sitting next to Peter in my seat is still there, I am not sure I want to run the risk of being eaten....he is meant to be huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge! *Insert i didn't know you sat near to Gemmil/Renton joke and await joke about my height in response*

Its not that tough a decision, have you watched us lately!!!

Tell me Mam me Mam, I wont be home for tea. Tell me Mam me Mam, I wont be home for tea They've recently buried me Tell me mam me mam

Congratulations Ritchie!

"Sing when you're living, you only sing when you're living"

"Pogo if you like my grave" tbh. How about, "You're not breathing anymore" or is that too much

No different to wearing a skullcap the size of an elephant's diaphragm. Good thing with an elephant though is that they'd never forget to wear their diaphragm! Whether its a cultural thing, a religious thing or both the fact remains its about oppressing women as from their youth onwards they aren't given a choice of not wearing something and are brought up to believe they should do it and that its right. Sometimes they argue it actually empowers women or that its a matter of choice and a relief to wear them and not have to worry about appearance or men looking at them as sex objects. But put simply look at women round the world who are not made to do this by their religion/culture and how many choose to go round in a burqa or hijab (Sp?) and the answer is none. Personally i wouldn' say they can't wear them, i'd say the woman should have complete freedom of choice to wear or not wear what they like, the same as their men do. However this isn't an option as they've been brought up to wear them regardless of their own personal preference, so the only "choice" is which type of covering they go for, and for all you know that "choice" may have been made by their father/husband.

Unless you've got alot of time on your hands?

Indeed! Renton's right, Gemmill is wrong but its been entertaining reading the thread! Obviously a "spastic button basher" or whatever it was Renton called Gemmill has a slight chance of snatching a victory against an expert but that's the same as an FA cup uspet. Get the expert and basher to play a number of times and the expert will cane the "Gemmill" pretty much every time. I was ok at street fighter type games but on the amiga i'd cane anyone at SWOS, Kick off 2 or Speedball 2 and Gemmil can do as much random bashing as he likes to no avail Only in the throes of passion tbh. And "cane the Gemmill"? Starting to worry about this place... Sounds a bit like a euphamism tbh, as in Jimbo is just off to "Cane the Gemmill", it also implies that Gemmill is a cock, so it works on many levels.

There will be one cunt their who dresses and thinks he's Pete Docherty, he'll be on stage singing with the band.

In the same way that it isn't a prerequisite for winning at anything, YES. No, but especially. Take a chess grandmaster against someone who has never played before. There's no way the GM would lose. Take a professional football side playing a team comprised of people who have never played football. Take a javelin thrower who has trained for years, compared to someone who has never thrown one before. I could give innumerable other examples. If you said to those people: 'look, just: move the pieces/kick the ball in the goal/throw the fucking thing,' they would not be anywhere close to competing. In a beat-em-up, if you give the d-pad to someone who has never played before, and say 'mate, just press all the fucking buttons in a random order as quickly as you can,' they would stand a fairly good chance of victory. You think a player who'd played Street Fighter for as many hours as a professional footballer or chess grandmaster had played their respective games, would have problems with a button basher? Alright then, name me another occasion where a complete and utter newcomer who has never played or had anything remotely to do with the sport/game/situation can come and trounce someone who has played for a considerable length of time? I can think of things like Paper, Scissors, Stone, etc. none of which involve skill. Fishing/angling! You could spend years mastering the fineries of the sport and have some flukey bastard come along and land a giant fish the likes of which you dream about on their first go!

Indeed! Renton's right, Gemmill is wrong but its been entertaining reading the thread! Obviously a "spastic button basher" or whatever it was Renton called Gemmill has a slight chance of snatching a victory against an expert but that's the same as an FA cup uspet. Get the expert and basher to play a number of times and the expert will cane the "Gemmill" pretty much every time. I was ok at street fighter type games but on the amiga i'd cane anyone at SWOS, Kick off 2 or Speedball 2 and Gemmil can do as much random bashing as he likes to no avail