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The Scousers who post on N-O seem to think he's useless. As for Brown, I get the feeling he's using this to push for a new contract at Hull. I stopped reading after that

What spin? All that's been said is the club has released 5 players. Making stuff up again tbh. The credit Sam is getting on here for this 'decision'. sams alright he gota start with everyone liking him so why not let him have this credit. Credit where credit is due. Yesterday you were criticising him for keeping Bramble, weren't you? I was criticising him for using the phrase 'everyone starts with a clean slate', when it was patently absolute shite and not what was needed, now proven by this statement. Haha, you're gay.

Speaking of potential backroom staff I would love for Sam to try and get Steve Heighway to look after the youth team.

I thought his cracked rib mean he couldn't talk?

It's women's sense of direction, or lack of it, that annoys me. At our local shopping centre/70's style eyesore there's a small one way road with two lanes for the cars turning left at the end and the cars turning right. One day i'm pulling one of the car park when I notice some daft bint in a 4x4, phone in hand (It must be some sort of prerequisit for bad, women drivers) was coming the wrong way up the one way system. People were tooting, flashing etc. and she looked throughly bemused as to why people were waving their hands in the air at her. MetroCentre multi-story carparks have fuck off white arrows painted on the floor so that everyone knows which way to go, apart from this one woman. I was driving along, trying to find a space which is pretty much like trying to find a needle in a haystack, when some stupid bint comes bombing the wrong way around the corner. I stop, she stops. I look at her, waiting for her to reverse but all she does is gesture at me to reverse back. This isn't the first time this has happen so I get out of my car, stand next to the white arrow and point. She gets the hint, reverses, gives me a look that only a Nazi could give the Jews and I drive past making a very deliberate attempt to shake my head so she notices.

Annie - Anniemal

Which one? The original was class. No unfortunately it was the recent remake with whathisfuckinname! It's like the remake of the italian job and planet of the apes - why just fucking why? Jude Law. The best thing he's been in is Operation Good Guys. Was he in that? I think they've started showing it again on BBC3 or one of them channels. 1st series on BBC Four (might be on tonight). It's canny but the 2nd and 3rd are the best. Johnny Lee Miller and Jude Law are mates with the people who did it and have appeared in some of their (dodgy but funny) films like 'Love, Honour and Obey'. Think Johnny Lee Miller and Jude Law are in one of the 3rd series episodes. love, honour and obey is a scream You're not wrong there "He'll keep hitting it 'till it brakes. He'll keep hitting it, he'll keep hitting it, he'll keep hi.....*smash*"

Bye Bye Titus, Hello Sol?

I'll pack his bags and drive him there.

Hell yes Footy and rounders on the field, tennis on the courts and sledging down the hill at the bottom. I was forbidden from going anywhere near Devil's Wood though Was that because your parents actually believed the stories about it being haunted or was it just too close to the scum from Lambton for their liking?

Booooooooo!! Let me guess. Biddick? BOOOOOOOOOO!! Bob's for me. Just lived in Berwick (Oxclose) for most of my childhood so Oxclose were scummers Aye, but I bet you were more than happy to play on our school field when you were a young'un. Double standards I tells yer

Booooooooo!! Let me guess. Biddick?

Electrelane - No Shouts, No Calls

I'm 17 too tbh. Mature 17 though. Yup. School did you two go to like? St. Robert Of Newminster - left last year Where's that, not near Heworth is it? I went to Thomas Hepburn. No, Washington - wasn't far to travel tbh on the bus, 35 minute ride. Seemed faster while listening 2 my ipod and day dreaming Wor lass used to go to St. Bob's. I was always an Oxclose man, meself

Looking at your reflection in the monitor tbh. "ere, Terry. Is there someone in there, like?"

That's an excellent post and fair play to the lad for saying it. For the situation we find ourselves in, with the quite obvious problems we have he is one of the best people to sort them out. The mackems reaction to us can often be quite useful. They pissed themselves laughing and celebrated when we got Souness and they were right. As far as i recall they were pretty amused we went for Roeder and didn't think he'd do well. With Big Sam they'll either be like this bloke, or their posts will be sad, bitter and full of hope that he'll do this wrong, and that wrong but ultimately scared he'll do very well. I love the bit about fining Stelios for gettign cramp in a game for Greece That's what the rest of them are doing. Claiming that he'll get the boot if we finish 5th and that he's not good enough, etc.

Only got the Legs XI demos, Up The Bracket and The Libertines. No live shows or anything. What have you got like, marra?

A good post by someone on the SMB entitled 'Why i'm gutted Big Sam has taken the Newcastle job'

Justice - † Top class dance album.

Steve Harper looks on the verge of tears

Shock horror - Sky didn't get get a bunch of gurning charva's to tell them that we were going to win the league.

Not really, he said he signed stylish players but people picked up on his tactic's an an excuse as to why he beat the big teams.

We must've put a buffet on.

Doubt it, it's too late for any of the organisations to do anything now so West Ham will weasel their way out of it. Blatter says they want it sorted quickly. FIFA have done it before with Real Valladiod IIRC.