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The parents, in the apartment, with the candle stick.

Can I be the first of many to say: Oh do fuck off you stupid tit. It's well known the man is head and shoulders above the majority of other managers when it comes to fitness, diets, coaching etc. He took Gary Speed, who every Newcastle fan would admit had lost a yard or two of pace, and made him last for a few more years. Now i'm not the biggest Allardyce fan and I don't expect immediate results from him but the mans reputation preceeds him. We've been crying out for a manager who knows what he's doing off the pitch and aswell as on it and he's someone who could potentially drag us back into the upper half of the Premiership. Fuck off yourself. The idea that Fat Sam is the only manager out there with these ideas and methods is laughable. It's one extreme to the other, Roeder is an absolute buffoon who knows abslutely nothing, Allardyce is a pioneering leading edge expert manager. What a crock of shite. The only manager? No. The only manager Freddy would touch with a pole the size of my MASSIVE cock? Yes. Allardyce is fucking Einstein compared to Roeder. You may not like it but if you can put forward a realistic target i'll be all fucking ears.

Can I be the first of many to say: Oh do fuck off you stupid tit. It's well known the man is head and shoulders above the majority of other managers when it comes to fitness, diets, coaching etc. He took Gary Speed, who every Newcastle fan would admit had lost a yard or two of pace, and made him last for a few more years. Now i'm not the biggest Allardyce fan and I don't expect immediate results from him but the mans reputation preceeds him. We've been crying out for a manager who knows what he's doing off the pitch and aswell as on it and he's someone who could potentially drag us back into the upper half of the Premiership.

Its the ONLY thing Kay has done thats any good IMO. I do like the episode where he is taking that bird upstairs and he is in the stair lift "Wait till I get you in that bedroom" That Peter Kay Thing was quality aswell I thought. Just randomly remembered Jeff Bitch , from the "Funny Farm". "Tits! Tits! I love Tits!.....Get your tits out ladies!" The Keith Lard part on That Peter Kay Thing is genius aswell.... "And WOOF! The whole place goes down" "You What!?"

Big Sam may not be the man to lead us to trophy after trophy but i'll take him because he's a forward thinking manager who'll sort us out off the pitch aswell as on it. Fair enough, people have got a reason to be skeptical after Freddy's last few appointments but Allardyce is probably the best manager we can hope for at this moment in time. Aslong as we don't start going backwards as we have under Souness and Rodder's i'd be willing to give Big Sam time to tinker with the team.

Abbreviation-tastic tbh.

Jesus Christ, did you see the way that daft bint flapped at the freekick?

Which cretins were chanting his name?

By giving us our worst ever Premiership season? By giving us our worst home run in nearly 60 years? On what evidence is he a top man by the way? Jesus Christ man, Gol. You know what she means. He took us to 7th that season. Fair play to him. He seems like a very nice bloke, hence the 'top man' bit. I'm fucking over the moon at the minute. So happy when I found out he'd went Thanks skol, im sure Gol knew what I meant too, but he seems to like nit picking anything I ever say! You'd have to be from another planet not to be able to work out that Glenn is a really decent bloke. I wish him well. I did know what you meant yes, and I disagree with it. Grow up. Grow up??? Hey, at my age thats quite a compliment. Its not the fact you disagree Gol, its how you said it! As skol and Mark noticed, you were being deliberately pedantic, you knew what I meant.....Glenn is a good kind of person. I shant reply anymore because its just not that important, just read back at how you sound Gol and you think about being less deliberately disagreeable! So you want me to disagree less deliberately? I said grow up because you take things far too personally. I seem to like nitpicking everything you say? Don't flatter yourself love.

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By giving us our worst ever Premiership season? By giving us our worst home run in nearly 60 years? On what evidence is he a top man by the way? Jesus Christ man, Gol. You know what she means. He took us to 7th that season. Fair play to him. He seems like a very nice bloke, hence the 'top man' bit. I'm fucking over the moon at the minute. So happy when I found out he'd went Thanks skol, im sure Gol knew what I meant too, but he seems to like nit picking anything I ever say! You'd have to be from another planet not to be able to work out that Glenn is a really decent bloke. I wish him well. I did know what you meant yes, and I disagree with it. Grow up. Fucking hell man. What's up your arse?

That's what I'm saying. 3 years ago he wanted it. Ayear ago he didn't. Now he does? It's called 'changing your mind'

By giving us our worst ever Premiership season? By giving us our worst home run in nearly 60 years? On what evidence is he a top man by the way? Jesus Christ man, Gol. You know what she means. He took us to 7th that season. Fair play to him. He seems like a very nice bloke, hence the 'top man' bit. I'm fucking over the moon at the minute. So happy when I found out he'd went Thanks skol, im sure Gol knew what I meant too, but he seems to like nit picking anything I ever say! You'd have to be from another planet not to be able to work out that Glenn is a really decent bloke. I wish him well. What are you basing this "decent bloke" stuff on? Have you ever met him, are you mates? For the record, I have never met him, but I do know some people that have, and allegedly the guy's a complete cock. I've heard the exact opposite to you from people who've apparently met him too.

Well would you turn down the offer? Whilst it may have been sensible to turn down THE poisoned chalice of English football, equally a chance like that doesn't come around very often. Also if he's resigned and not been sacked, not sure he'll be getting a huge pay off (he was only on a 1 year rolling contract anyway). Utter bollocks as usual, he was clearly sacked. Heh I notice you don't deny the rest. Well I wouldn't be surprise to have seen FFS saying something like "we won't be needing you next season, but you can stay on till then" and so he resigned. But if he was just after cash (as suggested) then he surely wouldn't have done? Apparently he had a clause in his contract allowing us to sack him after a season. Obviously Freddy has told him he plans to exercise that clause and given him the 'leave with your dignity intact' option. According to who? He only signed a 2 year contract so as not to burden the club, why would he not have just signed a 1 year one? According to the bloke who's predicted this, the Rossi and Sibierski transfers. He's been spot on so far it's only fair to give him the benefit of the doubt

Well would you turn down the offer? Whilst it may have been sensible to turn down THE poisoned chalice of English football, equally a chance like that doesn't come around very often. Also if he's resigned and not been sacked, not sure he'll be getting a huge pay off (he was only on a 1 year rolling contract anyway). Utter bollocks as usual, he was clearly sacked. Heh I notice you don't deny the rest. Well I wouldn't be surprise to have seen FFS saying something like "we won't be needing you next season, but you can stay on till then" and so he resigned. But if he was just after cash (as suggested) then he surely wouldn't have done? Apparently he had a clause in his contract allowing us to sack him after a season. Obviously Freddy has told him he plans to exercise that clause and given him the 'leave with your dignity intact' option.

Nowt because I went to my local and the landlady was so paralytic (She's a Mackem so was drinking to celebrate their Championship win) I got all my drinks on the house

Along with Murdoch's need for right wing news angles he also needs to make Newcastle United fans look like complete and utter twats.

I have a really bad gut feeling that Freddy's going to look at the Championship, see Birmingham and have a go with Steve Bruce

Exactly, remember the horror of the news that Souness had been appointed. You mean this little lot? http://z7.invisionfree.com/toonchat/index.php?showtopic=210 http://z7.invisionfree.com/toonchat/index.php?showtopic=211 http://z7.invisionfree.com/toonchat/index.php?showtopic=214 You come across quite well in that Craig...

Exactly, remember the horror of the news that Souness had been appointed. Unless you were Leazes

Now, send them a picture of your cock.

Because I think Souness is a better manager than Roeder? I think he may have been hinting at your deliberately argumentative tactic towards ToonRaider. I just think it's utter bollocks that Roeder is a nice man, and should be thanked for what he has done. Sorry if that came across argumentative, seeing that it's a different opinion and all that He should be praised for his time as caretaker, although I do believe that was down to Shearer motivating the players on and off the pitch. Freddy's to blame for appointing him.

Because I think Souness is a better manager than Roeder? I think he may have been hinting at your deliberately argumentative tactic towards ToonRaider.

Nor do I but should we let this get in the way of this massive amount of euphoria? Lets face it, with Freddy's track record this may be the onlu optimistic time we get.