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I'm in from 1 until 4 and then that's my week over and done with I've just got to spend the rest of it doing essays I should have done weeks ago but didn't.

This is exactly the sort of stuff we've been missing for years. Really positive to hear the new bloke talking about this sort of thing as a priority. I concur. I was slightly skeptical about Allardyce but when he talks like this i'm actually looking forward to him joining.

I'd be throughly pissed off if we sold Martins but I can't wait to see the back of Parker. To quote a not so famous Northen wind up merchant "I'll fucking carry him there".

1. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being "Over the moon", how happy are you with this years' performance? 2 2. Your favourite performance of the season? Spurs (a) 3. Worst performance? Birmingham (h) 4. Best goal? Martins at Spurs 5. Worst goal conceeded? Too many to choose from 6. Best Player? Milner or Butt 7. Worst player? Carr or Bramble 8. Most improved player? Milner to some extent 9. Most disappointing player? Duff 10. If you could have one match to re-play again, which would it be? All the ones we didn't win would be a good start 11. What would you consider as our luckiest perfomance? Liverpool (h) 12. Realistic goals for next season? Get into the top half of the table and possibly qualify for Europe 13. Biggest suprise of the past season? Le Sib 14. Biggest disappointment? How tactically inept Roeder was 15. Which player do you see as making the biggest improvement next year? Martins. Once he gets used to the English game I think he's going to be a fucking cracking player. 16. Which single (realistic) signing would you most like to see us make? Any decent defender 17. Which peripheral player do you see as breaking into the main team next season? Carroll is the first name that springs to mind 18. Which player is most likely to leave? Zog or Owen 19. Your favourite (not necessarily the "best") player this year? Martins 20. What is the main area the team needs to improve to gain UEFA Cup Qualification next year? Defence.

Off to Chelsea isn't he. Oliver's 'worst kept secret in football' was 'wide of the mark' then? Emerton mk II

No mention of Sidwell?

Crystal was alright as a single but I can't think of anything off the last album. I'd say the same thing. Crystal was probably the best song they've did recently.

I invented the 'Parker is shit' opinion. I simply loaned it to HTL while I was out defending Albert Luque.

They haven't produced brilliant album after album though, that's the point. They dropped off in a big way after OK Computer when they stopped writing songs and started releasing sounds. Give your head a shake. Hail to the Thief is a brilliant album, up there with OK Computer.

Or maybe, just maybe he's been playing shite because he is?

How under the thumb is SMO?

Bit cack IMO

On the 25th of May I will be off to the Metro Radio Arena where I will be in awe of Mr. Daltrey and Mr. Townshend.

Since i'm a skanky student i've only got to finish off a few essays and then i'm off until September, nevermind Monday Still got work on the weekends though

Sorry like. I'm not getting at you, if you hadn't have posted it I probably would of. It's just a bit of nothing.

So basically Shepherd jokingly says that he'll carry him back to Anfield then goes on to say how Owen's a decent lad but his agent is a tit? Bit of a none story.

Yes, Jacques Villeneuve did a few years ago. Investing in BAR afterwards wasn't the best idea though. Would've paid off if he'd invested a little more time. Apparently Jacques didn't hang around and help on the technical side of things like nearly other driver does whereas his team mates always contributed. Explains why Panis, the number two driver, made him look like a idiot for most of the season.

When you don't think he can get any worse.... You'd think the fat shite would have some tact about him after being arse raped by the Fake Shiek but no, every month or wto, without fail he comes out with some complete and utter drivel.

Alan didn't really answer the call last time, did he... No, however this time he will Bringing him out of retirement, Pud?

Can't say? He's practically confirmed it in every article he's written since Roeder went.

Didn't the Chronicle have a piece a few weeks ago saying we owed £156million?

It's probably the only thing i've posted on their website that hasn't slagged off Anal or Freddy.

It's not on their website as far as I know, just found today Chronicle in the downstairs drawer. The exact quote they've used is: "I'll admit that Big Sam isn't my first choice but i'd welcome him here. Why? Because he's has the attributes that our new manager needs. He's forward thinking, he's good tactically, he has contacts from Bensham to Baghdad and he's passionate." The Bensham to Baghdad bit is cringeworthy, like.

there is also a quote in the Chronicle from TedMaul Link me! That's my name on the RonnyGill message board. In their terms and conditions they say they may use what we write in it. Just seen it, took my quote word for word Twats

there is also a quote in the Chronicle from TedMaul Link me! That's my name on the RonnyGill message board. In their terms and conditions they say they may use what we write in it.