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I'm not a very vocal person in bed so apart from pulling out and spitting on wor lasses back it's pretty much impossible for me to fake one.

"Get away from the Paedo area"

That dryer bit's comedy gold I forgot how much of a legend Dave Spikey is in Phoenix Nights

Wasn't Linfield the only other club Milburn played for bar us HTT? I'd expect you to know that.

Ferguson's an absolute tool who pulls every trick in the book and Wenger's not much better tbh. I'd have them both here though. And a lot of the problem with people's percetpion of Chelsea is due to Abramovich's lolly imo. Not wanting a winning manager syndrome. It's called having principles. But seemingly you need to be prepared to abandon them to be a Toon fan If you want a successful team principles have to go out the window. Why? Name me a team over the past few years who've won something and not been managed by an arrogant tosser?

Ferguson's an absolute tool who pulls every trick in the book and Wenger's not much better tbh. I'd have them both here though. And a lot of the problem with people's percetpion of Chelsea is due to Abramovich's lolly imo. Not wanting a winning manager syndrome. It's called having principles. But seemingly you need to be prepared to abandon them to be a Toon fan If you want a successful team principles have to go out the window.

He's off his fucking trolley. Should be sectioned before his head explodes.

I'm with SSH now Fine. Keep Parker instead then Okay, you've convinced me

Photoshopped tbh

I'm with SSH now

SLP, Fish - suck my clems.

I reiterate - Irn Bru and a wank.

Supposedly they could see the door to their room from the restaurant. The kid was snatched from a window. How different is them doing this to you leaving your kid alone sleeping upstairs while you're downstairs? They probably reasoned that they would be able to see anyone trying to come and go from the room and that they could get away with going and having dinner while just keeping an eye out. Not a wholly unreasonable way of thinking, and the outcome is hardly typical is it? The door was open apparently when they went back so I doubt they could see it.

Hope she turns up safe and well but what kind of parent leaves their bairns alone in a hotel room? Stupid fucking cretins.

Get Krul in. We've got bugger all to play for.

You doing that like? Am I cack, i'm not even going man. Armchair supporter and all that I'd just love to watch the highlights on MOTD and see a solitary, rotund, Ginger accountant with a squeaky voice getting on Rodder's back.

They also think we're fickle boo boys. Which we are alot of the time. Unfortunately at the moment this Roeder situation requires the fans to throw their toys out the pram and boo the team.

Stay and then launch into a few chants of "One Nol Solano", "Sack the Board", "Roeder out" etc. That'll show them

What a complete and utter scrote.

I, for one, am shocked. I had no idea Shepherd had morals.

Just shook my head, but my opinion didn't change. Did I do it wrong? Nah, you're just a spastic.

Never going to happen but to all those people who say "Wouldn't want him hear, he's a bit of a cock", give yer heads a shake man. He wins stuff for the clubs he manages, we haven't won anything in a long time.

But the man can actually professionally manage a football club.

Are you my fucking brother, by any chance? Stu? That's a no then? Thank god for that. I also am relieved not to be the brother you fuck. You say that now...

Are you my fucking brother, by any chance? Stu? That's a no then? Thank god for that.