The Fish

You had to go into the basement of your mind palace to dig that clue out, huh?

I know nobody asked, but just want to put my cards on the table, I was zen as fuck.

And Anderson

I dunno, he did seem long in the face

Thank god for the PSR rules protecting the competitive nature of the sport.

The fuck did I do?

Well, that I'm aware of. It's a few times now that I've had to turn the hose on Foden and Mainoo scuttling around the bottom of my drive.

There's some really great football in those clips. Best season of my life, I reckon.

I suppose. But, honestly, if Elanga was coming from La Liga I'd probably be more excited. Which is stupid and juvenile, but it's true. For what it's worth, I still think we need an RCB and more depth across the board, so lets hope some Uruguayan plying his trade in the J League can get me giddy as fuck.

Is it ok to say that Elanga, Pedro and Trafford don't make my downstairs bit all fizzy? I guess it's the football hipster in me, but none of them are particularly exciting. Well, Trafford, maybe? But Pedro and Elanga are just... yeah, Ok, I guess.

I was about to ask, why is SR6 a draw?

Looks like he's going for quantity over quality.

When in Rome... Randomly attack someone with a plastic sword trying to drag parochial football rivalry to an entirely different country.

I hope not, it was brutal. On the brightside, after significant testing it's clear that the wifi mesh system I've got in the house really improved the coverage I get in the toilets.

Can't get the Eastenders theme out of my head because of the second picture.

And everyone at Gate 33 ⅓rd stood up and applauded

Just thought it was time for a change.

It's down again. Which seems apt.