The Fish

just rented Renaissance, an animated film.. daniel craig stars (somehow) in it.. heard good things.. but I'll properly critique it when I'm done.

or a tennis ball? or is that too dangerous for wickle puppywuppwoo? and here was I thinking molly coddling was the remit of overbearing mothers, but apparently... dog owners too

while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo I'd reckon he may... just possibly... have been taking the piss out of himself? I don't really think he's so far up himself he'd get dressed up like that... I expect it was done tongue in cheek. but don't let that get between you harsh bastards an yer fun

just ordered two mood beanies You paid money for something that LITERALLY grows on trees? the worlds gone mad!

The kettle or your missus?

the right click doo-hicky is good for stealing pics from the net, the toolbar is a quick and easy way to upload images from your hard-drive... apparently you can also easily make a slideshow... wowee I'm all a tingle with excitement

Reminds me of when we had our work socials (once a month they would put a couple of hundred quid behind the bar here) and the fucking secretaries would finish half an hour early, take the money down and have drank nearly all of it ordering £5 cocktails by the time anyone else turned up (the bitches would actually have a drink in their hand and another two each hoarded on a table). Sluts indeed. Fucking Hate Old Orleans, mainly for the twats behind and in front of the bar, the over-priced beverages on tap, but mostly... It's the fact that it's a great place for a bar. right next to the major Metro station, would be a top notch place to go in for pre and post match drinks if wasn't such a shit place. p.s. Gemmil have you got the imageshack toolbar? megausefulgizmology don'tcha know

while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar?

just started a new game with myself and a couple of mates added to their respective teams. I took control of Newcastle, Ian -Villa and Tom has bitched and moaned like a stuck pig because you can't manage AFC Wimbledon yet. So we all promised to buy players from Wimbledon every season for a hundred grand each, until AFC are in the league proper and Tom can take control. Tom fucked up with his DoB so he's on a Yth contract. the minute we found this out, we all tried to sign him on a pre contract agreement, he sharply signed for me stating his desire to learn from Michael Owen. (Not Thierry Henry?) bit of shrewdness in the transfer market saw me sell Duff for £7.5m, Dyer for £4.5, Milner for £5, Bramble, Babayaro and Carr each for around £1m. Made Rangers pay 200k for the privilege of loaning Krul.. Plus the £2m kitty gave me about £22m Removed most of the signing on fees and upped the bonuses and weekly wage instead. Whoever finishes the season with the most managerial points is bought a crate of beer by the other two p.s. we put ourselves in the positions we play, rather than the positions that would most help our club, if I was allowed I'd have been a center half... first Game of the League..... but.... Oba's out for 3-4months... fuck. Nobby's out for 4-6...days

baba and Carr returning is dreadful news, Rossi being involved is good news.

it's like a black hole, no matter how hard you try to fight it, you just get dragged in. but you're right, I should leave this the fuck alone.

hpybdy

choose schedules, then new schedule, then fiddle to your hearts content, save it. If that doesn't work, fiddle save and export to desktop, then load the game up and import from the desktop.. if that doesn't work... the you're fegging screwed sunshine.

howsat? Hows it changed?

I'm sure I've read quotes from Bobby saying...well ...pretty much the opposite.. and seeing as how Sir Robson isn't a member of the Hutt family; a Galatically renowned crime family, I'm more inclined to believe him. I reckon he instigated Woodgate's departure, Speed'ss departure, Clark's signature, Duff's signature.. off the top of my head

man didnt invent fire tbh. Its just a chemical reaction. He invented the wheel though I wonder how long it was until man discovered pedantry...

what Brock? the merissa says "I may like you" ? or your german stalker says "I may like you" if it's option a) whats the fucking problem? if it's b then you're a fucking idiot for draping your arm round one bird while your stalkers in earshot. I'm not really clear on your dilemma

I thought the best action scene was the first one involving the crane.. Which one do you mean? The very same. I wasn't that impressed with Casino Royale, but to say that scene was stolen from True Lies is bollocks. It's got a crane in it, that's as far as the similarity goes. And people walking along cranes and almost falling off cranes and jumping of cranes onto other precariously balanced surfaces. to be fair it stole more from District13 (Banlieue13) than True Lies, it used Free-Running (Le Parkour) very well. I liked Casino Royale. I like the nods it gave all the Bonds from the past, but firmly reassessed it's personailty. Far more Jason Bourne than the camp fest we had come to expect from the Bond franchise, and is better for it if you ask me.

thenorthumbrian in Newcastle wasn't Owen's first choice shocker. in tomorrows issue, "Man invents Fire" and "Leazes: Shepherds alright by me"

Left hand drive? fucking foreigner!

buy a boyfriend who isn't a total fucking ponce? for Xmas, just give her a slap on both arsecheeks... or offer to do the washing up after Christmas dinner. (Don't do it obviously, but... you know... show willing. )

So does everyone, except from you. What. Ever. yeah. -snap- you tell him girlfriend he's a .....

It's this fella

quite enjoy CM.. I'd quite like to punch The Queen..