The Fish

whsh tbh didn't know if I was being double whooshed or not...

if I had my way it'd be something on the mantle piece, a couple of candle thingies dotted about the place, a tree of sorts but not bent under the weight of all those shite plastic baubels, and stockings. fucking hate the polava(sp?) that surrounds Xmas. My sister is far too anal about the whole thing, same height tree, from Peter Barrets every year, same fucking decorations in the same fucking place every year, all the cards must be displayed at all times, tree has to be up the second weekend in Dec and down by the second weekend in Jan. I just bog off out the house until they've put em up and bog off while they take em down. Want nowt to do with the stupid bickering arguments and hissy fits thrown when something isn't just so. Mates house in Seaton Sluice is on the Corner of what they call Christmas Street, full to burst of all those stupid tacky shite plastic lights and moving things.. FFS they had fake snow a couple of years ago, despite an inch or so on the ground... twats.

I smell a scouser tbh. tired old cliches trotted out when Newcastle fans aren't enjoying football at the moment. very obvious, very lazy and not particularly funny. he could have just as easily wrote about Man U fans coming form Essex, eating prawn sandwiches, never having step foot in Old Trafford. It would have been equally unfunny and lazy. it's the kind of shite I'd expect from a "funny scouser", an "Arrogant Gooner", a "bitter Toffee" etc. etc. etc. and AF, while I agree that Newcastle fans mock the club but defend it ruthlessly when it's attacked by others I'd say that was true for every club, I've yet to meet a football fan who merrily joins in slating his own club unless he's in "safe" company. I don't know about others but I support Newcastle not because it's a release/escape from lack of opportunities, but simply because at the end of the day, it's a fantastic way to vent frustration, share joy, experience a myraid of feelings safe in the knowledge that, "at the end of the day" it doesn't really matter in the scheme of things. You could apply your points to every other club in the premiership, and as such I have to question why you raised them without that caveat?

as has already been said, you slip into a couple of black socks and it's only a little bit later that one sock isn't black, but really dark blue. what you need is some Catholic priest Socks... only truly black socks in the world.

Someone needs to photoshopp a big ginger mullet or something on that pic and a chinese mouses dick

games for your phone?

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off. Point fucking proved So I'm not even allowed to fucking correct it now? Jesus Christ you really are small-minded.

It's clear to me that this has become less about you supporting Shepherd, now it's more about you against the world. Frankly it's a bit sad and I dismiss your Wailing Wall rants as quickly as you dismiss the blatantly obvious. of course I doubt this will squeeze through the hands cupped over your eyes and ears, but I just wanted to scribble it down some where.

dumbing down? Burn the Villages tbh

we wear matching socks, it's the least they can do tbh. to continue the debate how do you feel about underwear styles? Do you prefer your girl to wear thong? G-String t-String french knickers or pants in the interest of equality, what do girls prefer on blokes? y-front boxers briefs banana hammock or commando?

in the Heroes thread. thought he'd be away for more than a couple of days shirley?

Holland less a booze-cruise, more a whore-tour

Dowie's available.. there must be some tenuous link between him and Newcastle for Freddy to invent? shirley the best man for the job then

may have forgotten that I may have forgotten what it is that I have forgotten

Shame that it won't have any impact what-so-ever on the monstrously incompetent chairman though.

when I was a wee un it was the wolves at the bottom of the stairs that came out after I'd gone to bed. theme parks scare the shit out of me to this day, dunno why but I get totally edgey just walking towards them, heart pounds when I get inside and this is beforeI even get on a ride... to be honest I'm happier on the ride than I am wandering about the place.

should inform us, as to what thrice is, should begin ab ovo

H&M or Travelling Man what can I say, I like cheap but "pseudo-trendy" clothes" and Comics not graphic novels, only twats refer to comics as "graphic novels"

Who? Me? a Drummer? whey I've got the rhythym, but not the application

is a big fat gay

I enjoyed Jarhead, showed how utterly futile that "war" was. don't you find that the horror movies coming out these days go more for the shock/gore factor, rather than genuine fear? going to go rent a DVD tonight... dunno what's worth it though

people like that ruin the world for the rest of us tbh

That's Tim Krul tbh un-fricking-believable

On his tombstone "Bested by a Theodore (9 and a half) on Flight 109"