The Fish

I know of a bloke called "Hez" a few Olivers, who insist on the full name and not Olly Sebastian.... who's a painfully pretentious cnut of the highest order. Actually refused to go into a pub cos there was a homeless guy sat on one of the benches OUTSIDE. safe to say I carried on inside regardless without breaking stride, because I'm dead cool as fuck 8)

Girl I know down here is going out with a Hugo and cannot understand why, every time she mentions his name I snigger and shake my head. fucking.. Hugo... FFS

Fuck off man, I'm not one of these grammar Nazis, I never usually pick up on people's grammar, but I made an exception in your case. You like to use your vocabulary to show how much more intelligent you think you are, which made your inability to spell properly quite amusing. I didn't notice the time, forgive me. Still at least you knew what the word meant this time, who was it who compared you Delboy? And I don't hate being a student, I just hate being poor! I don't use language to try and show I'm intelligent I use my vocabulary because I like words, using words which aren't the obvious. If I was trying to impress people on here I'd have to a fuck load more than just drop large or complicated wrods into a post. It's actually quite nice that on here it's less about the package and more the content. so ner

you pissed at 6.20pm?

check the time of the post luke, you'll see that it excuses the typo. I obviously meant sycophant. maybe if you spent less time being a pedantic twat on here and more time enjoying yourself you wouldn't hate being a student so much.

some of Gemmils best mates have watched the Cosby show... so he can't be a racialist

was on a plane to London about 10 years ago and Pav and his wife were sat a couple of seats in front of me, half way through I got out my chair, apologised for interrupting him when he's with his wife and asked if I could have his autograph. He smiled was nice as pie and agreed. trouble is I only had a pen, and wanted something permanent so the first thing that came to hand was a BA sick bag. He looked at me liked I'd just rubbed my ballsack on a passing whippet but continued regardless. To conclude my embarrasment he handed back the bag, nodded and held his wifes hand as my own hand was reaching out for a shake, I was rabbit in the headlights and kept the hand moving, but altered course, into his hair... My names Dave and I ruffled Pavel Srniceks hair on a flight to London. I refused to leave the plane until I was sure they'd left. My Dad was pissing himself at me.

used to hate veg, really enjoy it now. that was a bit of pointless post... sorry

I think he's a tit. don't care if he could piss rainbows, write music which cured the common cold and farted the works of Mozart. He's still a tit. this is born from watching him live, watching him live on tv, watching a fat journo get recognition for a shit bit of reporting/stalking, etc. the worst thing about him is probably that his psychophantic satellites seem to perpetuate his self destruction.

and English tourists.

good job you didn't use either medium to launch the poll... it may have swung the vote a little... silly woman

I want a bag of whatever he's smoking dillusional ratfink

never been but I've heard really good things if you want a vey relaxing holiday when you can do fuck all and not really be disturbed too badly.

Sorry to hear that mate, never had a four year relationship before, but I can guess that a split after that long ain't exactly fun. I reckon there's more break-ups around this time of year because women are cheap and don't want to buy Xmas presents

There were FOUR Digimon movies? say it ain't so

meant Volume AND complexity tbf they're only in their third years, but apparently they're doing well. And if you're studying Medicine I wouldn't wet my knickers about your debt because the qualification that you'll get is already gearing you towards a career with a decent wage. oh and Dan, getting bollocked is entertaining

League Cup and Relegation or Premier League and knocked out by Chelski next round? seriously though, We struggled to beat Watford. Roeder was tactically off the mark again Poor substitution timing/choices I'm glad we won, ecstatic we got rid of a hoodoo, but we're still knee deep in Freddy's greasy shit

Nothing to see here.... Well done Parker ...

ruddy typical.

can't we use this as proof that he's clearly lost the fucking plot, instigate a vote of no confidence and rapidly remove the chunky fucker from office?

ball sacks

He draws them himself from radio commentary; he's a fucking talent, that boy.

100% possesion? quoi?

Can't wait til I'm finished tbh. then you're not doing it right. No, dickhead, it's because I'm not doing a piss poor degree unlikely to get me employment beyond McDonalds. I'm in my fourth year, working my arse off every day of the week. I might as well be working and being paid but I'm not, and I'm racking up a huge debt for the privelage. Roll on the weekend... who pissed on your chips? four years? are you studying medicine? if you are then fair do's, I live with two medics and the volume complexity of their work is remarkable. They both manage to get a few hours or earning behind them a week though. Dunno how they do it. and it's privilege.

I was thinking of buying Gateshead what would you do with the people that already live there though? this isn't like Scotland, we can't just breed em out