The Fish

on the birght side I went to the pub and tried to buy a round and the barman said "I've got this one" this happened three times with three different members of staff before my mates cottoned on and made me give them the money to go get the drinks with... in the end I only bought three pints of lager all night.... ace biscuits...

not too bad so far

or 16lb Sledge hammer

it's just thee mee and spiongee now tbh

QUICK Check the Scousers pockets!

... me....? .....nope.... ...... ... ..Well... little bit yeah

... dead this morning too... you'd think people had other plans...

... what?

that and water sprayed at them at high velocity

couldn't honestly give less of a shit

Santa stumbling down the Chimney, only to find I blocked the fucker up in March

but animals are just as importnat as humans... they should get the vote... and have insurance... and pay tax... and be subject to conscription...

I've spent many Xmas with younger cousins... two words mate Night Nurse

Merry Christmas -peeks outside to make sure the bins are still there...-

......Black....

Kettle....

pot

atheist actually tbh

just a point... it's not a one way process. It's not solely the responsibility of the anglo-saxon to reach out to the muslim/bhuddist man, surely the compromise lies somewhere in between? Hows about the leaders of Muslim faith denounce and revile the acts of the minority? Hows about the leaders of the islamic church seperate themselves from the extremists who ruin the name of a religion whose doctrine is not so far removed from the Christian church? I'm all for compromise and acceptance, but I'm yet to see any staggering leaps of judgement of faith on the part of our middle eastern brethren... call me selfish, but I'd like a little give AND take

drove through? on a moped....? I'm guessing most people just hit their locals tbh

Ditto Hope the kidda is alright and hope nobody suffers the ignomity of a Coal filled stocking

I think that's the first last and only time I've ever been called pookie bear. I feel warm, tingly and more than a little toasty

you couldn't have put both of those points in the same post Gol? people could think you were trying to bump your post count

I think he just wanted to use the death smilie tbh Mags would never hurt me.

neighbours sucks.....