The Fish

£7m for a loan that might not work out and no resale value or £7m a year for a £35m player who we can hawk to Saudi for twice his value?

I get through all 24hrs of every day without caring which famous person claims to support Newcastle United. If possible I care even less about which famous people claim to support Sunderland. My support for Newcastle is not really dependent on the whims of a minstrel who enjoys shagging at the pace of a geriatric sloth.

Ederson from Atalanta, Dunno about winger/forwards but if there are any legs in the Sesko rumours, we could shift Isak to the right Sesko from RB Leipzig

Get a midfielder who specialises in 8 or 6, but can play the other. Get a wide player who can also play up front. Job. Fucking. Done.

Only have Endtroducing. I like it, so he can shut up.

Put him at ease, have this as your backdrop

That there is the cowardly talk of a Communist.

Rookie fucking mistake. a) close down everything before the call b) use Microsoft Edge for all work stuff and Chrome, or Firefox for anything extracurricular Poor guy will be the butt of the joke until he leaves.

Don't those blue tick accounts get money every time someone looks at or interacts with a post?

Sepp Blatter has entered the chat.

What, just a big syringe with warm salty water?

I'd be delighted to send Trippier to Bayern in exchange for Kimmich, but I think that if that happens it would just be two separate deals.

Swap deals just rarely happen in real life though. Too many factors involved.

Haven't looked on RTG, but Sunderland twitter is in absolute meltdown.

I'm taking about selling Lascelles now, buy a DM, then bring in a CB in the summer window

Fuck me that is both clearly horseshit and one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

Cyclists around here are inconsiderate bellends as well, but so are the drivers for what it's worth.

Anubis one little pun would Set all this off.

They bought him for €35m last season, he's played almost every game for them, I can't see them selling, especially not for a price we can afford.

You're Egyptian? I never knew that about you. Pharoah nuff