David Kelly

Just finished watching season 4 of Breaking Bad. Absolutely brilliant, best so far, Walter is capable of anything now! Should have the first half of season 5 there for me when I get in so I can see that getting watched this weekend!

You'd sit on a cock for air miles tbf

Good luck to him. He's been a good servant to the club (although I think a bit more ambition on his part would have won him an international call up) but we now have two better keepers than him. Think he does deserve a charity match (the concept of testimonials for premiership players is a bit out dated now) to show out appreciation.

Well if I get your ticket I'll get you a pint next time I see you

50 points required. Hopefully it goes down a canny way as I've only got 23 so I'll be fooked otherwise!

Well they will always hit you and hurt you!

I think you're being far too kind. I've not seen the handball since but that certainly wasn't the impression I got and when you look at the replay of the challenge he goes straight on after the ball despite Haidara screaming out in agony and left on the deck. If he had any intention of helping him I don't see why he would have went after ball in the first place. We've seen many occasions when a player has hurt an opponent to far lesser an extent and immediately held his hands up and went to his aid. The issue of intent is no issue at all for me. The tackle was wild and dangerous any way you look at it. Hopefully it's not as bad an injury as first though but it certainly could have been a career ending one. Intent or not that is supposed to be the type of tackle they are working to wipe out of the game and the FA are spectacularly wide of the mark with the stance they've taken on it.

I don't think he was on any of their Christmas card list anyway. Not that most of them can write any way!

I said this at the time. Deliberate handball is an automatic yellow yet again he gets nothing. Halsey had a mare and it's something the FA got spectacularly wrong by not taking action against him.

Halsey was fucking awful but unfortunately that happens with Ref's all the time. He has held his hands up and said he missed it so for me he doesn't really have anything to answer for. McManaman showed no remorse at the time (carried on after the ball despite Haidara's obvious anguish) or since. Wigan in general have conducted themselves very poorly through the whole thing. Martinez's comments just after the game are somewhat understandable but he really should have admitted it was an awful challenge since and Wheelan just defies belief. He's obviously either senile or just a complete cunt (which after reading a few things about him and the challenge that wrecked his career I think it's the latter). Hopefully they'll go down and we'll never have to see any of these cunts again let alone bother making up chants against the little scouse twat!

Barnes truly is a moron of the highest order. That sort of tackle takes place 50 or 60 times a day? Yes John, that's why the whole country is talking about it! Bellend!

Did he give scores to any sundderland player?

Think he used to sit just in front of me for years. Got told he'd died at the Stoke game (I was told then, he didn't as far as I'm aware die then).

He was (along with the rest of our defenders) being told to "hit Shola" a lot of the time by Pardew too. Going long was a tactic we were employing because of a lack of faith in our midfield. Williamson isn't a good player but he wasn't the problem with our poor attacking play.

Apparently Thomas cook have another offer on now.

Aye you're right. Anxious wait now for me to see how many points are needed.

Totally expected this. The rules are a joke but if they're saying the officials didn't fully see it that seems like they had the option to give a ban. Fucking retards. They'll probably use that as an excuse not to discipline the fucktard officials too!

Don't think I've got that many points. What is it at? I'm told it's all sorted like, be very pissed off if it's not!

Fuckers bound to get injured now! I'm still not convinced he deserves it btw. He put in a performance against Anzi that any defender in the world would have been happy with but he was fucking dreadful for Southampton's first goal the other week. Still good to see one of our own in the England squad.

Never knew that about him. That's cheered me up a bit. Hope he still suffers from it!

What an utter cunt. At least most of their fans (about ten. That must count as the majority for them?) have the grace to say it was a bad tackle. How anyone can say it's not completely defies belief. Stupid old fucking cunt. I hope he goes bankrupt!

I got it done for free just after Christmas. I was going to get it done earlier but the first lot had a quick look and said I couldn't have it done because I had damp and it would spread it to the upstairs flat. The second bloke that came had a proper look and the first lot were talking shite and had just been too lazy to do it properly. I think it's been a bit warmer since I've had it done like.

Fuck knows, me mate did it for me.

Aye intent means fuck all with challenges like that. They're a fucking disgrace whether it's just for the stupidity, cowardice or plain dangerous nature of it. If any player goes out to try and do it deliberately they should be banned for a very long time. If they do it because they're a cowardly little prick they should get a long ban too.

The rule about retrospective punishment is whether the referee see's an incident or not isn't it? If he says he did see it then he (and the lines man) need a big punishment for being incompetent (he didn't even book him for the deliberate handball right after despite this being an automatic card!). If he didn't there should be an automatic three match ban handed out. Mind you, if the rules don't allow a retrospective punishment in this case then they are clearly a joke and should be changed immediately.