David Kelly

That Animals one he did was fucking brilliant.

Really? Doesn't do it for me. Well that's not her best photo tbf. I used it because it gives a realistic view of her, even with a makeup artist she still looks rough as a badger's. She does it for me like.

Tbf though she was doing that on the 11 o'clock show from the start and was canny. Cohen is better at like it has to be said.

Really? Doesn't do it for me. Well that's not her best photo tbf.

Pedro in Benton Hypermarket doing some promotion with frozen chickens. Acuna and Bassedas in the Shindig.

I really liked them myself although you're right Gervais and Ali G were the main draws. Although Donovan was well worth several.

Air's new one Pocket Symphony. Very good as always.

It wasn't a patch on the Big Breakfast but I did enjoy Iain Lee taking the piss out of whatever she was called.

I like The Hoobs on Channel 4. Seriously, Hi 5 can be quite a pick me up in the morning

She is the worst of the lot like, I'd like to drive over her face in a lorry. Can't stand Penny Smith either like.

I know what you mean about the seriousness of BBC but other than Garraway all of the GMTV presenters make me want to put my foot through the telly. Even with that twat Holmes off. You're better off sticking with the kiddies programmes (especially Hi 5) if you've not got the option of sky.

Was it not best comic actor that he got?

I'm glad someone else has said that. I watched Rushmore when it was on over Christmas and thought it was pap. I really fancied seeing Hidden but I'm not so sure now.

This whole best natural defender at the club thing is just bollocks. If he was was he wouldn't have the problems that he does. He has the most natural physical abilities but Taylor and Solano are showing that they are both far better natural defenders than Bramble will ever be. The time has come to cut our losses on him and move on.

Fucking great result and great battling. The Sun write up is one of the poorest (in a long line of poor) articles that rag has severed up. Defoe timed his run to perfection? Apart from being offside that is eh? Huntingtons foul on Lennon was a booking nothing more, Nobby's 'handball' clearly wasn't a pen and Chimbonda should not have been on the pitch for the second half. But it all makes the more sweet.

tbh Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me. Yet your still smiling apparently This is turning gay. Could Gemmill bum raping you ever be anything else?

It is a great film and one of my favourites but I still prefer The Good The Bad & The Ugly which would probably in my all time top ten.

tbh Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me. Yet your still smiling apparently

Well only with attractive birds. I'm not going to start going after Gem. Mind you I don't think I've ever been with a ging so it's probably something to do with the unknown. That and porn I once saw called Tangerine.

There's something quite sexy about a ginger minge though.

Bloc Party's new one. Nothing very exciting I must say.

I keep trying this but all I can come up with is Girls Aloud nakedly attending to my every whim. The location doesn't seem to matter too much!

A Very Long Engagement. Thanks to whoever recommended this as it's absolutelty brilliant. Totally gorgeous and superbly acted especially Audrey Tautou. After watching this and Amelie, Jeunet is fast becoming one of my favourite directors. Can't belive he's the same bloke who did Alien Resurrection like.

Why is it homophobic to not like the idea of someone tonguing your arse?