David Kelly

I think we are also desperate for Taylor and Rammage in the team. After the gutless display on Saturday and in the second half against Charlton, we need some players who would actually run their hearts out for the club instead of what we have now. Btw I thought Luque looked quite good when he came on. He should be given a run (as we've said loads of times before) in the starting 11 now.

I do believe he is either injured or still recovering from the illness but either way it's no excuse for bottling tackles and then having a go at the fans who have pretty much adored him since his first game for us. If he's fucked he shouldn't be playing, it doesn't help him or us.

I can honestly say that I have never been so disgusted coming away from a game before in my life (and that includes both 1-2's against the Makems). That two senior players (one being the captain too) would do something like that shows there is something very wrong within the club. And it's pitiful to see the local press ignoring it too. I had hoped to see an appology coming from Parker (couldn't care less about Carr tbh) by now but I guess this is unlikely. Nice to see the fat fuck was in Spain while all of this was happening too!

I think Parker is carrying an injury but that is no excuse for his bottling out of tackles and then having a go at the croud when they slag him off for it. He should be immediately stripped of the captaincy for it at the very least. Carr who did a similar thing at half time should just be booted out of the club full stop because he is fucking useless.

Parker can fuck off after his actions on Saturday tbh. The fucker has been shite for weeks but has never received any criticism from anyone other than an extremely small minority. He then bottles a challenge and gets rightly slagged off to which he responds by having a go at the fans who pay his ridiculous wages. And he can take that useless fuck Carr with him too.

I love the smell of my aspargus piss. I think it's the main reason why aspargus is my favourite veg. It's amazing how quickly it works like. I can go for a piss ten minutes after a meal and smell it.

I'll wait until we get this weeks installment of freak Friday injuries out of the way before even attempting to guess what team we'll have.

Fat Fred. As well as being a huge bonus to the club he would also keep burning well into the summer with all of that blubber. Add dickhead Douggie too.

Fantastic line-up, that Unbelievable tbh.

I saw Thunder live in Sheffield years ago. They were supporting Def Leppard and were on with Ugly Kid Joe and Terrorvision.

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I thought Rammage was excellent at left back last night (never thought I would say that!).

Time wasting tbh.

Jarvis Cocker's new solo album. Not going to win over many new fans but I think Pulp fans should like it. I am.

Luque is starting to look more effective with the ball now. When he gets it he holds it better and even beats the odd man. I think it would have been difficult for him to do any better than he did last night playing up front on his own. He's clearly not an out and out striker so playing up on his own was even more difficult and he got very little service. That said he just looks like he's not trying most of the time and trots about like he has no interest being there.

I once had to take some tablets that made my piss look like Tizer. I don't know whether it tasted the same like.

TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me

I think we're going nowhere fast with this little selection tbh.

Your arse is unbelievable?

He was fucking excellent for his debut like. Needs to work on his kicking though!

An unbelievable amount.

Well we've all got our own luggage!

Not unless there's a herpes virus in your aftershave I meant brings it on you pedants.

The Aislers Set - How I Learned To Write Backwards I have to admit I've never heard of these but going from the silimar artists on allmusics they look like they're worth checking out.