David Kelly

No he hasn't!

I think you missed out the decimal tbh!

*remembers the scene well and chortles* Is that basically the same joke as the kids on Lethal Weapon? Can hardly remember out about that film, apart from ',but you're blek. Listen to your friend, he knows what he is talking about'. Right film? No but it's the sequal to the right film What do some silly numbers mean, between friends? Well they mean you don't know the bit of the film I mean for a kick off

*remembers the scene well and chortles* Is that basically the same joke as the kids on Lethal Weapon? Can hardly remember out about that film, apart from ',but you're blek. Listen to your friend, he knows what he is talking about'. Right film? No but it's the sequal to the right film

Was that not the same time as the whole sting thing. Yeah. I got confused between the sting and the Lörrach escapade. Although, to be fair, our Smoothy probably does that quite a lot anyway. Yeah, tbf you could probably name any date and SMO would sending photo's of his cock to someone or other!

*remembers the scene well and chortles* Is that basically the same joke as the kids on Lethal Weapon?

That was way before then. Doesn't time fly when you're doing fuck all at work?

Was that not the same time as the whole sting thing.

I was thinking it must have been the day of Peasepud's sting.

We had Scottish and were paying about £100 a month (in total for both) for a 2 bedroom house and there's never anyone in through the day. So we just changed to Atlantic and we now pay £20 for gas and £25 for elec (might be the other way round). I think what they will offer you depends on where you actually are. I've been looking into changing our electric at work and that's what I was told. And we were with Scottish and they were taking our eyes out.

The bit in an early episode when Rodney pulls him up on it and he actually calls him Rodney so he can stick him with the tennents association job is comedy gold tbh.

I've got nearly all of the tapes but I don't have a video to watch them on any more and I really don't see myself getting them on DVD. I used to love them and still think they were great up to when they got the money but I rarely leave them on for more than a couple of minutes when they're on the telly now. I just can't be bothered to watch them any more. I've never seen any of the spin off with Boycie.

I also watched A Fistfull Of Dynamite. It's not as good as Leone's other westerns (but then again most films aren't) but it has some excellent moments and good performances from James Coburn and Rod Stieger (even if their accents are awful).

He was better than you would think and his character really just got caught up with the feeling of belonging and the buzz of it without ever becoming a realy thug as such. But it still wasn't right.

Green Street. This is the first film I've ever watched about football violence and while I did quite enjoy it, I have to admit I'm uncomfortable about how they showed these people. It all seemed a bit too glamourous. I know you did see that they took a canny beating but there were things like the lasses in the pub all buzzing round the hobbit after he'd been scraping and the music to some of the fight scenes made it seem like something out of Braveheart.

Fucking 2 year driving ban. That's got to rank up there with the most pointless punishments of all time.

Yasmin Bleeth? Sorry, misunderstood-I thought you meant Pammie used to be brunette and a coke addict! I always had a thing for Erika Eleniak. Under Siege anyone?????? oh yes

Fucking hell lads just get your heads in amongst her tits and let rip motor boat style.

It's worse when you've got bairns.

Why would it be neked. And alone for that mater although for the pedants (Alex I'm looking in your direction here) I realise I didn't stress that in my initial post.

Cheers all. I just realised that we had swaped the remote from upstairs that wasn't programmed with the one from down that was. Useless twat that I am!

Fucking police are on the ball there like treating it as suspiscious. Are there any circumstances where you can find a dead naked baby by the side of a motorway and it not be suspiscious?

I had my sky set up so that you could use the volume controls on the remote for the telly but when we changed the batteries it's stopped working. Does anyone know how to reprogramme it?

Sorry that's a bit more advanced than I've ever done and I've had no actual training on it.

Joanna Newsom - Y's I'm enjoying this a lot more at work than I did in the car. Definitely not driving music!