David Kelly

When did this cunting swear filter come into play? I've never noticed it before.

Personally I always thought he was overrated when he was here the first time. Robert got all of the blame for any defensive frailties we had down the left and somehow Bernard always seemed to come out smelling of roses. That said though he cetainly wasn't a bad player and he could attack far better than anyone we've had there since. Having someone that could do that there now would be a massive boost to us as we have always looked a player short when it comes to going forward on the left. I would certainly hope that we are looking for better though.

i would love it, love it if that were true. I've always liked him as a leftback but he's shite in the centre.

Does U21 international count?

He was canny but I don't think he was ever considered a top international player!

That would seem logical if we're after him on loan. Could be we're making sure he can adapt before splashing out on him.

I find it very hard to believe that any club will let a "Top Internation Defender" go out on loan at this stage of the season.

I would say Manure for as much as I despise their fans, I probably despise Chelskis more at the moment. Plus even when Manure have won trophy after trophy it was never as borning as it is in danger of becoming with Chelski.

tell me more DK has previously alluded to the fact Bernard's favourite film is now 'White Xmas'. interesting, and not that surprising when you look at his form in the last couple of seasons. ...what's luque's excuse? He's a gutless feckless bastard who can't be arsed to make anything of himself here!

tell me more DK has previously alluded to the fact Bernard's favourite film is now 'White Xmas'. Well I'm sure we all love White Chirstmas! Snow, Snow, Snow

Bernard's problem isn't medical tbh.

I've actually fucked my shoulder too. I think it happed when I fell asleep with the bairn lying on it when I was trying to get her to sleep. It's been like this since the summer but while it hurts, it doesn't really hurt enough to make it seem worth the while going to the doctors. It's more of an annoyance really.

Then she wasn't looked after properly. She should have been on Morphine immediately after her c-section. And incidentally, but not that I need to justify it, despite having access to numerous drugs the diclofenac is my own and prescribed, thanks. So you saying the care given in the RVI is shite then?

Your taking Diclofenac beacuse you've got a bit of a poorly shoulder? Christ you nurses have far too much access to drugs. Wor lass only got that after her C Section after about a day and a half of agony!

Nobbys one of probably three we've managed in the last ten years. The others being Shearer and Woodgate. It's a shame that footballing brain is the only brain the latter has!

That doesn't sound particularly hilarious! The key to the humor is in your picturing Robbie Savage and not just the buckling leg

Old git!

Probably be alright if we could find someone with a decent football brain. Yeah I though that would be the tricky part. It's not something that we usually manage to do tbh!

It's also good news for us as he has apparently been playing well for Blackburn recently so it may rock them a bit.

I see he broke his leg last night! I never wish to see players pick up bad injuries but I have to say it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

Be worth going just for The Jesus & Mary Chain tbh.

For the record, I am not really saying that we should sign someone from Germany, but rather wanted to demonstrate that when looking at the inflated English fees and Newcastle's balance sheets it probably might be worth to look ("scout") abroad as well. I'm sure there are dozens of other, likely to be even better, solutions to be found. Sorry, I didn't mean to sound like I was taking the piss or anything just putting forward an option that is more likely as the scouting network the club has probably less knowledge of the players you mention than I have And for the record I agree with the inflated price thing, I just guess that is something we will most likely have to live with given the above!

I was wondering about that myself. I know he was out for a long time with a bad injury but I didn't know if he'd had other problems.

Gemmill do you even have an argument/a point/thoughts/a brain ? Easy to sit back and try (unsuccessfully i might add) to pick holes in someone else's argument without offering positive thoughts on a route forward yourself. My point is simply this: 1. We are not going to be able to sign a John Terry or a Rio. 2. We 've paid big money for the likes of Boumsong, Shambles and have even brought in experienced Full backs in Car and baba and it hasn't worked out, (failed miserably in fact). Should we 'A' panic and sign another big money defender i.e. Curtis for £9m who may well turn out to be another flop like Shambles or Boum or should we 'B' let pearson work with the very promising potential, crop of youngster defenders and mould them into quality players? Taylor is our future in defence build round him. When i put it like this, surely even Gemmill can figure it out the right move. I don't know how you dare accuse me of having no brain, with some of the thick as pigshit stuff you spout on here. "Let's stick with the current defenders that we have. They might just come good." Have you heard of C. Sign an experienced centre-half? Or are you only allowing yourself the two options, you fucking numbskull. OOOooo don't let me get to you Gemmy baby And who exactly would you have us sign? Give an example? P.s. Not a bad sugestion though for you, who did you steal it off? Honestly mate, you're an idiot and you prove it every time you post on here. A month back you posted your starting 11 if everyone at the club was fit, and it featured Duff at left back. A left winger at left back. A few weeks have passed and now you say that we need sign no defenders despite that fact that you think our best left back is a left winger. Keep up the good work. In future, stick to your TEAM FOR A MATCH 3 WEEKS FROM NOW and PLAYER RATINGS threads. Clearly logical thought is not your strong point. Been doing your homework and checking back on all my old posts to see if you can dig up any dirt i see. Didn't find any ??? Oh dear thats the best you could come up with? You really are a complete Div aren't you??? How can anyone be expected to stick with the same team for three weeks bearing in mind the squad is different week in week out with little things you may have heard of such as INJURIES (players missing because of them and players returning from them) SUSPENSIONS (players missing because of them and players returning from them) not to mention FORM (a player who has played badly, you may want to replace with another)!!! And u have the nerve to call me a Numbskull .. when you think its strange people changing their teams around a bit, more often than every three weeks!!!! Your laughably thick!!!

Upson is the blindingly obvious choice to me(since I don't have any knowlege of German football). He's an experienced quality centreback who would come here I'm sure and who's club will let him leave (albeit at an inflated fee).