David Kelly

3 and Resurrection are both interesting if not completely successful. 3 could have been brilliant.

I love when Bob Mortimer does his Lawrenson impression on the Athletico Mince podcast.

I'm quite surprised he can manage a firm handshake given how much of a mincer he is.

Mindhorn. Some good stuff and overall enjoyable but not as funny as I was hoping.

FFS not again.

You were found out in Dummettgate

Been listening to Hunger Strike quite a bit recently. The pairing of him and Eddie Vedder is superb. RIP

I'd love to see Gilfi here like. I'm not at all sure about Cairney. Whereas I could see the sense with Moy as a squad player, with Cairney we need a guaranteed starter in that position and he'd be a massive risk for the premier league.

We looked desperately short in midfield when Shelvey was unavailable (or having an off day) this season and would only be worse in the premier league. As I can't see us looking to replace Shelvey this summer, someone like Moy who could fill in for him for him without a dramatic reduction in quality could be a very good piece of business. It might not be a move that would improve our first team a great deal but it would certainly improve the squad (and make the possibility of having to play Hayden and Colback together less likely). Much like signing Atsu, it's not an exciting move but if it's only a deal which supplements other key signings then it could be well worth it.

Collingwoods benefit match isn't it?

He's still playing. Got a number of caps for Sweden too.

He was comfortably the second best of all of those Nordic wonder kids behind Zlatan. Mark Collis was the first real wonder kid I can remember on it. Of course he was just one of the programmers and not a real player.

Personally I think Darlow and Elliott are pretty good. Certainly don't see the position as a priority as they're as good as most of the keepers outside the top 8 or so.

Do any of us? Maybe he's talking to himself.

Then Cherno Samba?

If that video shows one thing, it's that old blokes should never be seen in football strips. I actually think it's pretty decent.

He's not prolific by any means but he's a player I like. The Chronicle are describing him as a winger but I wouldn't agree with that. Maybe not an out and out striker though.

Whether he's a good signing or not depends on who else we sign. If we sign him you'd have to assume Gouffran will be away so we need to have someone as back up for a first choice. As long as this is the case then he won't be a bad signing. If we end up with him and Gouffran again we will be in trouble.

Theres been a whole host of teams further up the league than us that have been linked with Gibson. Unless he has a strong desire to stay in the area I can't see us having a chance of signing him. McGuire would appear to be a much more likely option.

Thought Alien Covenant was average at best. It's less about the Alien's than it is about Fassbender, there's far too much light so you can see far to much of the aliens, the aliens they have for the most part aren't the ones we want to see and the last half hour our so is obvious beyond words. If it wasn't a follow up to two of the best Sci Fi films ever it might feel better but it can't escape where it's come from. Nice to see Danny McBride not quite playing Kenny Powers for a change though.

Powers Boothe gone. Was quality in Deadwood and Sin City.

That strip looks pretty decent and if they are our new sponsors, I would say it's pretty likely that's what it will look like going off what they had on Burnley's kit previously and their branding. Anything other than a blue star is going to be frowned upon but if they're giving us money to spend on players, that's all that matters to me. I agree it look like a pretty low quality picture though so it's quite possible it's not legit.

I imagine you're a novelty everywhere Fish.

No Rob McDonald?