Offshore Toon

The only way they could have made him look more evil is by photoshopping a picture of him punching a dog.

That's Shola gone, then. Unless he decides to play well again, the selfish tosser.

I'm pretty sure that the Sheffield United fans hated him. He'll probably have to drop down a tier if he wants another job.

Only a non-skyboy would ever say that.

A great player, but it's about time his career finished.

Cheese on a pizza? No way!

In all seriouness I have very little against Sunderland. Games between the two sides are always going to be good, because the rivalry has been built up, and that adds to the spectacle. Liverpool and Tottenham. Now those are teams that I hate.

Same. Not many of us can pull it off.

Most people love to think what they want to about us. If this current trend carries on, soon most fans will think that most Geordies think we'll win the Champions League within 3 years and believe in fire-breathing dragons.

Beard-wise, yes. Taylor is definently the better actor, though.

It's not like I'm forcing you to eat it. It was awesome, though. What have you got against sweetcorn, anyway? It's one of the finer vegetables on offer.

I remember getting tuna and sweetcorn pizzas from the Co-op. They were absolutely amazing.

Probably a bit of both. You're much more of a "spacker", though, unless "I HOPE HE DIES" is an intellectual comment that went over my head.

Because there is a significant amount of people who believe in the 'Geordie nation' bollocks.

He seems be stuck in the potential bracket, and unless he makes the step up he could end up like Dyer and still be in the potential bracket at 29.

There's no point in posting articles like this. It's true that we're almost as bad as scousers (obviously we'll never be as bad. That's just impossible).

We may be doing badly, but there are definently more than 3 teams doing a lot worse than us.

Dickhead.

What's new?

If we do get relegated, at least we might win a couple of games.

I deserve this for ever thinking we might win.

I am really, really close to ignoring the wonderful world of football for a bit. How to wreck a saturday.... It wouldn't be so bad if Scotland (rugby) weren't a huge dissapointment, as well.

I allow myself to become vulnerable, thinking we might win and then this happens. Typical Newcastle fucking United.

A good performance overall, but Carr and Barton have been awful and Beye looks a bit suspect with his passing.

He's still an awful player. He'd be getting just as much stick if he was playing on the right.