Offshore Toon

Sort of.

That gap from 2.30pm to 3pm where there is absolutely nothing to do.

Yes, well we don't all live in Newcastle. Show off.

No British channels, but it should be on overseas.

That's where my theory falls on it's head. Nevertheless, it sounds like the right thing to say.

"Banging" is a strong word. Collapsing is more appropriate.

Since Arsenal won't shut down like Bolton, I think we'll edge it 14-12.

We can only dream.

He'll be a flop.

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As far as I know, Chimbonda can play in every defensive position, so for the right price it would be a good move.

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Fucking hell. That's ridiculous.

After those quotes, I certainly don't want him here.

I doubt any of us actually know, so hopefully we'll all be pleasantly surprised. I don't really expect much, or anything at all.

Woodgate, Modric and Pandev would be quite a haul. We can only hope.

KK: "Jon-Arne, I'd like you to come to newcastle to be back up to Enrique" JAR: "Sounds great, Kev. I am sick of being back up at Liverpool, so I will deffo come to Newcastle to be Enrique's back up" You must have mistaken my post for a serious one.

I think Riise would be solid back-up for Enrique...

http://sports.setanta.com/en/Sport/News/Fo...oins-LA-Galaxy/ I didn't see that one coming.

what the hell are you going on about? It may just be my dislike for Bentley talking, but I think he'd be a flop.

They're not strapped for cash, so if Micah said he wanted to move, then £20m + £10m-£15m worth of clauses would probably do it.

Exactly, should the player decide they want to go there isn't much the club can do, though from Blackburn to us is a bit of a side step for him at the moment. Not financially.

I think a big-money move would go to Bentley's thick, chav head, and for this reason I hope we don't sign him.

Defenders wouldn't have a problem with him on the wing. He isn't a great dribbler and he doesn't have much pace. I'd prefer to see him in the middle.

Well, I suppose you could do a lot worse than an England international. I don't think he'd be able to hold down a place after this season, though.