Offshore Toon

They aren't 8 points clear at the top of the league, though. They're unbeaten with a very good goal difference, but they aren't top of the league.

I can't say that any of that seems realistic, though I suppose we'll find out.

There was a lot of hype around Afonso last summer. Even Middlesbrough were interested. If he continues this form, he'll definently be off.

Martins is having a little bit of a bad patch at the moment. There's no need to jump on his back so easily. http://youtube.com/watch?v=lukoCA30CXk That might shut you up for a while. We need to persist with him because on his day, he is pure class.

Isn't it Afonso, without the L?

Never has an advert been so fitting.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/7019687.stm Dabizas > Blackburn. Mark Hughes the saviour didn't do a brilliant job last night.

Would you mind explaining what was posted on that forum, as I, and probably many others, can't be arsed to sign up to see what you're overreacting about.

Are you sure that isn't Dennis Bergkamp?

If he can play like he did at the turn of the year, then he may complete the midfield.

I've never been as for a long time I blindly followed England as everybody else did. As I became older, I realised which part of my heritage I'm actually proud of, and that's my Scottish heritage. Bugger England, and even France, they're all wankers. That's probably why I've never been to a game, once I'm older and have a job, I'll go to one.

I don't think much as changed in the Premiership, but with the international side, there's just a huge amount of belief within the players, which probably started because of a few lucky results.

Soapy, and not really.

Probably, but that's old people for you. What the fuck are you talking about chicken little???? Did an African just refuse to blow you/lick your shoes/empty your trash/wash the dishes/fuck your girlfriend because your penis is small and pathetic like you? You really do talk some shite. I think somebody's been drinking fairy washing up liquid again.

My Nan has always said that Africans were lazy. Up until now, I thought she was just being racist.

Racist.

To be fair, some people on the SMB were convinced they were signing van Nistelrooy and Scholes in the summer. Don't forget Forlan, he was nailed on from day one! Duff was practically a Sunderland player before he picked up that injury.

You're an idiot. What was that? Something about the arsehole calling the armpit hairy? Twat why am I an idiot? Because unlike you I'm not running around in a circle crying the sky is falling? You should join me. It's fun.

Reports of Oliver having pictures of Nugent's cock on his phone are accurate. Hahahahahaha...hahhahhaha....hahha...ha...ha. Yeah, you're not funny. Actually, that's pretty funny. I realise that everybody is entitled to their own opinion, but you don't deserve yours.

To make Newcastle United look like even more of a shambles.

Reports of Oliver having pictures of Nugent's cock on his phone are accurate. Hahahahahaha...hahhahhaha....hahha...ha...ha. Yeah, you're not funny.

You're an idiot.

Knowing that we had to blackmail possibly the biggest legend in the club's history to stay at the club doesn't normally make me jump for joy.

How dare you slag off Big Sam like that.