Offshore Toon

Does anybody know what the squad/starting line up is?

Owen in finding out 'the media are in it for themselves' shocker!

Sounds like a right tosser.

If anything it would be a bomb, as getting a plane would be very difficult. Still, the thought it horrifying.

They aren't 8 points clear at the top of the league, though. They're unbeaten with a very good goal difference, but they aren't top of the league.

I can't say that any of that seems realistic, though I suppose we'll find out.

There was a lot of hype around Afonso last summer. Even Middlesbrough were interested. If he continues this form, he'll definently be off.

Martins is having a little bit of a bad patch at the moment. There's no need to jump on his back so easily. http://youtube.com/watch?v=lukoCA30CXk That might shut you up for a while. We need to persist with him because on his day, he is pure class.

Isn't it Afonso, without the L?

Never has an advert been so fitting.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/7019687.stm Dabizas > Blackburn. Mark Hughes the saviour didn't do a brilliant job last night.

Would you mind explaining what was posted on that forum, as I, and probably many others, can't be arsed to sign up to see what you're overreacting about.

Are you sure that isn't Dennis Bergkamp?

If he can play like he did at the turn of the year, then he may complete the midfield.

I've never been as for a long time I blindly followed England as everybody else did. As I became older, I realised which part of my heritage I'm actually proud of, and that's my Scottish heritage. Bugger England, and even France, they're all wankers. That's probably why I've never been to a game, once I'm older and have a job, I'll go to one.

I don't think much as changed in the Premiership, but with the international side, there's just a huge amount of belief within the players, which probably started because of a few lucky results.

I can't be arsed to play it, if I'm honest. I don't like it that much and it just seems like a poorly pimped up version of '07. I'm hoping it will be much different with a new skin, as I'm not sure if I'm going to buy it this year.

Soapy, and not really.

Probably, but that's old people for you. What the fuck are you talking about chicken little???? Did an African just refuse to blow you/lick your shoes/empty your trash/wash the dishes/fuck your girlfriend because your penis is small and pathetic like you? You really do talk some shite. I think somebody's been drinking fairy washing up liquid again.

My Nan has always said that Africans were lazy. Up until now, I thought she was just being racist.

how the bejesus have you got that much? I told Ashley I'd win the Premiership and then adjusted the wage limit. Probably not a good idea for a long term game, but this isn't that, so it makes it much more fun.

What did not work? Could you install the programm? Because this wasn't really working for me at first and took ages. But when I turned off my antivirus software everything worked well. i just couldn't install it at all, so i got rid of it and downloaded the vanilla version which works perfectly. and yes i did use firefox to download it. Try downloading it in IE. Firefox does that to me sometimes.

Racist.

Did you download it in Firefox?