Offshore Toon

Last I heard Henry was facing a career-ending back injury.

It's 6:02pm and he isn't on yet. Pathetic.

This is absurd, and for that reason I simply can't see it happening.

It's working for me now.

I cleared my cache, and that didn't work. Help?

Kalouda is only 20. I doubt he'd be ready to play in the first team in his first season. Selling Enrique would be stupid, as well.

Wrong example. While an Israeli team would never get a "positive" reception in Egypt what you're implying isn't the case. Given the portrayal of Israeli's in Egyptian newspaper cartoons, I'd suspect it would be exactly the case. Racism isn't something exclusive to "the white man", some of the worst acts of modern (and historic) racism are between non-white cultures. I suspect they do, it's not exactly a secret (he mentioned it in newspaper interviews himself about 10 times in the first 6 months after he signed). I'm pretty sure he prayed as a celebration once.

It's not that bad.

£2m for Barnes would be an absolute steal, which is why it won't happen.

Whoever it is commentating seems to think that missing two great chances is enough to get you called up to the England squad.

They have to pick which games to show right after the draw, and they must have thought Swansea would beat Havant in the replay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5slVgJYASQk

Even if that is all Keegan said, it worked better than Sam's "Adebayor is a very good player, I want 4 of you marking him at all times."

Sibierski > Ameobi.

He's fucking shit anyway.

That man is such a fucking legend.

Tell me, Besty, what's life like as a videprinter?

I reckon we'll hang on for 60-80 minutes and then Arsenal will nick it.

I'm indifferent to this, as it stands.

Why don't you ring up the bookies and ask them?

Sort of.

That gap from 2.30pm to 3pm where there is absolutely nothing to do.

Yes, well we don't all live in Newcastle. Show off.

No British channels, but it should be on overseas.